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When We Say Robin Thicke's Latest Album Flopped Hard In The UK, We Mean HARD!

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Robin Thicke is not doing so great in Great Britain!

Although Blurred Lines managed to sell 25,981 last year in its first week in the UK, Paula has only managed to sell a measly 530 copies in its 7 days since its release! Bloody hell!

While you collect your jaw from the floor and do the math yourself, know that those sales are down to just 2% of what they were in 2013. Unlike 2% milk, this is not healthy.

We're not sure if this will exactly help his attempt to get Paula Patton back, especially with his US sales apparently not doing so well.

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Andy Murray Loses HARD At Wimbledon! Last Year’s Champ Gets Knocked Out In Straight Sets! All Of Great Britain Weeps!

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Bollocks!

Britain's boy wonder Andy Murray was just knocked out at Wimbledon!

The 27-year-old was trying to defend his Championship from last year, but the grass court wasn’t so kind to him today in the quarter finals! Andy went down in straight sets to Grigor Dimitrov, 6-1, 7-6, 6-2!

Ouch! What the hellz happened out there, dude??

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Teen Sneaks In A Quick Selfie With The QUEEN OF ENGLAND As She Passes By In Public!

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The Queen of England is basically a magical being, the immortal ruler of the isle once known as Albion.

Well, we guess she's technically the constitutional monarch of sixteen realms of the 53-member Commonwealth of Nations as well as the Head of the Commonwealth and the Supreme Governor of the Church of England. But hey, who's counting? LOLz!

She recently took a stroll through her kingdom, at one point winding up in Belfast, Ireland. While walking through St George's indoor market one daring teen seized an amazing opportunity…

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Former Number 1 British Tennis Player Elena Baltacha Dies At Age 30! Get The Sad Details HERE!

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Elena Baltacha passed away at age 30 after battling liver cancer!

The world of tennis lost one of it's brightest stars as Elena Baltacha passed away after battling cancer for the past few months.

The 30-year-old was Great Britain's number one ranked female tennis player for nearly three years, however, she was forced to retire last November due to health issues and was diagnosed with liver cancer earlier this year in January.

Her husband and coach Nino Severino made the sad announcement, saying:

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Elton John & David Furnish Are Tying The Knot In May!

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April showers bring May weddings! That’s how the saying goes, right?!

Elton John and David Furnish are finally going to say ‘I do!’ this May!

The longtime partners will be getting married in England, now that it’s legal, even though they’ve already been civil partners in the country for eight years.

However, the Tiny Dancer won't be having any lavish kind of soiree. He and David both talked about it, with Elton explaining

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Old MacDonald Had A…Hot Bod?? Britain Hosts Sexiest Farmer Competition!

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That's it. We're mooooooving to the UK!

British magazine Farmers Weekly is launching one helluva competition that has our milk curdling in anticipation!

That's right, they're hosting a competition Britain's Sexiest Farmer and just like our hottie farmboy like Alex Royall from Norfolk (above), there's some pretty stiff competition!

And, the contest isn't just for men! Women can enter too, and in fact, right now, out of 300 people who have entered, there are only 10 finalists left - 5 roosters, er, men and 5 hens, er, women!

According to the publication's editor:

"The competition will help to dispel the myth that farmers are old-fashioned and scruffy, and encourage more young people to consider careers in this exciting innovative and high tech sector."

Hey, if we see a sexy farmer wearing nothing but overalls, we can guarantee that he (or she) will most certainly get laid! Ha!

You can click HERE and go vote for the sexiest farmer yourself!

Check out some of the other finalists (below)!

[Image via Farmers Weekly Facebook.]

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Selfridge's Introduces World's First Champagne Vending Machine!

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Just in time for [insert any and all reasons to drink champagne here]!!

Of course, you'd have to travel to Britain to use it! The department store, Selfridge's, plans to allow customers to ‘drink and buy’ from a real life vending machine as they pick up their festive gifts.

Yup! That's right! Screw getting a Snickers bar or that bag of M&Ms! Popping a bubbly at your shopping convenience is where it's at!

Moet & Chandon is offering selections of each of the bottles that are special compared to their bigger, regular brothers — that's because they're encrusted with Swarvoski jewels!

The 200ml bottles can be bought for

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