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That Vanished Broncos Fan Has Been Found! Fantastic News… But Now There Are More Questions Than Answers!

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We're so glad he's been found!

But the reasons why he went missing in the first place aren't exactly crystal clear!

A 53-year-old father named Paul Kitterman went missing this past Thursday around halftime during the Denver Broncos game, and it felt like he had vanished into thin air according to his family. They filed a missing persons report the very next day.

[ Related: Father Goes Missing During The Denver Broncos Game & Hasn't Been Seen Since! ]

Well, Paul WAS found today! The strange part was though that he was found in

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Peyton & Eli Manning Are Rapping About Joe Namath Giving It To Your Mom In New Music Video About Fantasy Football! Watch The HIGHlarity HERE!

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Peyton Manning and Eli Manning are throwing out yet another ridiculously AH-Mazing rap video for DirecTV! This time, they’re talking about the television provider’s NEW feature for Fantasy Football fans!

Last season, big and lil bro delivered a hella HIGHlarious video and this year, they’re bringing even more funny!

#18 and #10 even got some help from a new New York Jet and an old New York Jet! Chris Johnson and Joe Namath!

The brothers spit some rhymes about Chris’ famous dreads and Joe’s famous way with the ladies, specifically him “making stew with your mom!”

We just want to kiss this video!

And you will too once you press PLAY (above)!

Let the Fantasy season begin!

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Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Super Bowl Buzzin'! The Perfect Cocktails For Game Day!

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Are you worried about all the awful things you're about to eat during the big game — a.k.a. the Super Bowl — this Sunday??

We bet you are!

We also be you plan on supplementing all those wings and chips and dip (and Cheerios?) with some kind of delicious alcoholic drink! So why not make something delicious AND have one last thing to worry about??

Check out the two yummy recipes for Ty Ku game day cocktails (above)!

Here's a little secret though… you don't have to choose just one! Less calories, more fun!

Just drink responsibly!

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Jimmy Fallon Predicts NFL Game Winners With PUPPIES!!

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Remember Paul The Octopus that successfully predicted almost the entire World Cup?

Well, Jimmy Fallon is using a similar format except instead of an octopus - he's using a way more cuddly type of animal.

And he's using more than one!

On the recent Late Night With Jimmy Fallon - the talk show host brought out a whole mess of PUPPIES to predict Thursday's NFL game between the Denver Broncos and the Baltimore Ravens!

Find out which team these adorable pups picked to win the big game!

Watch the video (above) !!!

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Two Denver Bronco Execs Busted For DUIs — Maybe It's NOT Just The Players!

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We're always going on and on about how ridiculous it is that pro-athletes get into so much trouble, even though their lives are pretty great compared to a lot of hard working individuals in the world. Athletes work hard too, but at the end of it, they DO play a game for a living! LOLz!

So when we see sports stars getting DUIs and being arrested for murder, we can't help but wonder what in the hell is going on!

As it turns out, they aren't the only ones getting in trouble: the execs are too! And if you can't lead by example, you probably shouldn't be leading at all, or be shocked when your players make stupid life mistakes!

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Peyton Manning Rocks His Broncos Debut!

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Now THIS is how you shut up the nay-sayers!

A lot of people thought Denver was crazy for giving Peyton Manning a 5 year deal — worth $96 million — because nobody knew if he would ever be his former self when he returned (his last game was in 2010).

Then he played last night, and people shut their pie-holes super fast!

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