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Alex Pettyfer Has His Hands Full Of Peen! Check Out His Revealing Crotch-Grabbing Shot HERE!

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As if we weren’t drooling enough already to see Magic Mike 2, this pic of Alex Pettyfer grabbing his peen is putting us over the edge!

Huminahuminahumina!!!

The Beastly actor was caught clutching the beast that hangs below his belt this week while walking around in West Hollywood!

And while the outline isn’t so explicit, we can still see that Alex has nothing to be ashamed of! Boy’s got some goods down there!

Ch-ch-check out the close up shot of his handful below!

YUM!!!

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

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Kellan Lutz’s Love Stick Makes Jon Hamm’s Hambone Look Like A Tic Tac! Is This Jaw-Dropping Bulge Pic Real!

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Holy shiz! Look out, Kellan Lutz!

There’s a giant one-eyed squid in your pants!

Oh wait…

That’s just your massive dong hangin' like a Genoa salami in a butcher shop window.

Daaaaayum! With a capital ‘D’!

This very revealing pic has all of the internet abuzz today!

But hold on though, Twihards. Don’t drop your panties just yet. Because as it turns out…Kellan’s big ‘ol bulge is a big ‘ol FAKE!

Noooo!!!

Ugh. Yes.

Ch-ch-check out the REAL, non-Photoshopped pic (below).

As seXXXy as Mr. Lutz is, we regretfully cannot confirm that he’s packing that much heat below the waist.

But we’ll always have this phony phallic shot to look at and dream!

[Images via antitwink.com and Facebook.]

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Jon Hamm Keeps His Third Leg Under Wraps In New Trailer And Poster For Million Dollar Arm!

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Why hello there, Mr. Draper!!

This Spring, the guy with the million-inch HammBone, Jon Hamm will be taking a quick vacation from the world of advertising and dipping his peen toes in the baseball world in the upcoming film Million Dollar Arm!

The movie follows a struggling sports agent who travels to India in hopes of finding the next big pitcher to bring back to the majors!!

The movie is produced by Disney, so if you're hoping to see some steamy Dick Whitman Don Draper action, you might have to wait until Mad Men starts up again!

Luckily, we have this sexy yet bulge-less poster (above) to hold us over until then!

And if that's not enough, check out the official trailer …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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David Beckham Shows Off His Abs & Bulge In New H&M Campaign

Thank goodness for fall in El Lay!

It's still 75 degrees, which means less clothes for David Beckham to wear!

In his new H&M A/W 2012 bodywear ad campaign, he hardly bundles up for a cold front, that's for sure!

Nope, instead, he continues to show us

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Weiner Shared 220 Facebook Messages With Las Vegas Woman!

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220 Facebook messages?!?! We know ONE Weiner that's had a little bit too much free time on his hands!

All the messages from Rep. Anthony Weiner's nine-month scandalous relationship with 40-year-old Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss have been released.

Here are a few somewhat NSFW highlights from Weiner's side of the conversation:

how did i miss this chance to rock your world by phone? give me another chance! stalk me baby, very hot.

hey sexy. sorry i've been away from a computer so long. so, what are you wearing?

ridiculous bulge in my shorts now. wanna see?

jeez. i'm rushing. let me take a quick pic

i keep going back to your page looking for new pics to get off too

Just a minor sampling of Weiner's VERY steamy Facebook affair.

And to think…this guy was calling himself a victim last week. Ha!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "like" Perez on Facebook!

P.P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter

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Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Yummy Yummy ScrewEric Dane

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Holy shiz!

Eric Dane decided to remind the world why he was christened McSteamy on Grey's Anatomy yesterday when he went for a little swim while on vacation in Portofino, Italy!

We want to see the picture where he BUSTS right out of those shorts!

How on Earth are they containing him?! Good lord!

Yum Yum Yum!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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