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Cristiano Ronaldo's Ballsy Hometown Statue Stands At Half-Mast!

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This sculptor clearly knows what he or she was doing!

Cristiano Ronaldo's hometown of Funchal in Madeira, Portugal decided to pay tribute to the Adonis-like soccer player with a statue over the weekend.

And we're going to go ahead and assume it is 100% anatomically correct. Or maybe even 110% since this statue seems to be going the extra mile inch!

[ Photos: Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie ]

We're not exactly sure what they were thinking when they carved out his bronzed balls, but we're not complaining either!

So, if you fetishize sculptures, then feel free to add this one to the spank bank!

[Image via Cristina Ferreira/Facebook.]

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Nick Jonas Plays Guess The Celebrity Bulge & It Is The Most Uncomfortable Thing You'll See All Day!

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We're gonna take you to Awkwardtowwwwwn!

Well, not us, but this Youtube video totally will.

Nick Jonas sat down for an interview and instead of asking the singer about his new music, they decided to play a penis game with him!

Smart? Clever? Nah, it's just super painful!

[ Photos: Nick Jonas Shows Off So Much SKIN In More Flaunt Magazine Photos!! So SEXY!!! Those Abs!! ]

They gave the singer some pictures and asked him to guess which celebrity the bulge belonged to, and surprisingly Nick got some of them right…

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Zac Efron Fondles Himself In This Neighbors Deleted Scene & It Is As Hot As You'd Imagine!

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Our day just got a LOT better.

For some reason, the Neighbors editors deleted this glorious scene of Zac Efron groping his very own body.

Perhaps because they thought it would ummm…distract movie-goers from the rest of the flick? LOLz!

Thank goodness for the eXXXtra scenes on the DVD, out September 23rd!!!

We know you want to see Zac rub up on his six-pack and bulging bulge!!!

Well, we've got it for you…IN GIFS…AFTER THE JUMP

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The Best & BIGGEST Bulges Ever! See Which Hollywood Hunks Are Popping Out Of Their Pants!

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We have a confession to make…

We’re sort of obsessed with celebrity dongs.

There. We said it!

But can you blame us?! Mah gawd, just look at some of these trouser snakes that even a thick layer of fabric can barely contain!

Zac Efron should be REQUIRED to wear sweatpants at all times!

Ryan Gosling’s package is so good, it hurts!

And Tom Daley’s Speedo sausage is what heaven looks like.

Do your eyes a favor and ch-ch-check out all of these massive man meats for yourself!

And don’t worry. We saved the finest meat for last.


CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

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Boner Alert! Tom Daley's Bulge Gets Some Serious Screen Time While He Gets A Full Rubdown! Relive The Glorious Moment In GIFs HERE!

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Tom Daley gave Jon Hamm a run for his money with some serious bulge action!

It looks like Christmas has come VERY early this year!

And there's NOTHING wrong with coming early when you look at GIFs like these!

Our favorite British diver Tom Daley has his very own TV show where he travels around the world and has some nice PG-rated fun with his pal Sophie!

But things got pretty hot and heavy when the duo made their way to

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