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Criminal Gives Us All A Pants-Splitting Lesson In How To Get Caught!

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Okay, so maybe this small time crook didn't sprint head first into a glass door, but still, he WAS pretty dumb.

First, alleged 18-year-old burglar Adrian Jimmerson decided to break into and steal from a Dallas police officer's apartment! That's mistake number one, for those of you keeping track.

Next, he apparently attempted to heist the cop's service weapon and ammunition! Oh, strike two, kid. Comeuppance will be had. Such is the wheel of karma.

Finally, while he was reportedly trying to scale a fence after being chased down by two witnesses he not only

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A Real Life Teenage Ninja Saves His Home From Burglars!

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This man just totally honored his family!

19-year-old Jesse Endsley was at his family's home in Charlotte, North Carolina sleeping when he heard a knock on his front door.

Aside from being a knock from would-be robbers, it was also destiny knocking.

He looked out to see three men in his front yard, and when they went around back, he went upstairs and grabbed his samurai sword that he recently got at an Anime convention in May.

He confronted the three burglars, also teens, and chased them down with katana in hand! Such is the way of Bushido!

Jesse talked about his stoic heroics, and using his blade of glory:

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Cara Delevingne Showcases Her Chic Burglar Style After Singing With Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran!

Cara Delevingne heads home from her singing session with Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran wearing tights over her head!

We wish we could tell you what’s going on in the above photo, but the truth is we haven’t got a clue!!

All we know is that Cara Delevingne showcased her excellent vocal capacity at the US Ambassador’s house in London on Thursday by singing with both Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran, and then she left.

But the most intriguing part about the whole situation is that she headed home wearing what appears to be multiple layers of tights over her mega-popular face and brows!!

And someway, somehow between the skinny jeans, multiple layers, and leather jacket Cara almost manages to make it look chic!! Almost.

The burglar look will forever creep us out to a certain degree, no matter HOW skilled a model you are!

Still, we're sure Michelle Rodriguez would love it!!! She seemed to be impressed by Cara's personalized grill when they were having lunch together the other day, so we have a feeling the tights-over-face thing wouldn't phase her.

Besides, love is blind, right?? LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

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Cat Sneakily Steals Dog's Food Right In Front Of Him!!

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Bad kitty! That's not your food!

This cat has some serious huevos!!

He's laying down on the floor, right next to his doggy buddy, next to the pup's food dish.

Then this cat burglar (ha!) slowly started making a move for the dog's food.

This master thief is trying so hard to be sneaky! What a bad kitty! Still cute though.

What's funny is that dog totes catches him with his hand in the cookie jar (paw in the dog dish, whatever) but does nothing!

What a lazy pup!

Check out the video (above) of a dishonest cat stealing a dog's food from right under his nose!!

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Burglar Robs Wrong House But Takes Family's Guard Dog As A Consolation Prize

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In East Wenatchee, Washington, a family's guard dog was stolen from their home after the family walked in on the burglar feeding their dog!

Here's what the police said:

"He was standing there with the refrigerator door open and feeding their dog some pudding."

Nice burglar?

When the family confronted the robber, whose name is Jason L. McDaniel, he told them he broke into their home because he thought someone who he planned to murder was there, but realized it was the wrong house.

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Batman IS REAL! Identity Revealed!

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A few days ago we told you guys about how the caped crusader was real, and that Batman had dropped a villain off at a police station in London. We also said that we knew his secret identity, which of course was Bruce Wayne! LOLz!

Turns out, though, we were wrong!

Also, he's not really a hero — he's a food delivery man pulling a prank on cops, named Stan Warby, who said:

“Obviously it was done as a joke."

It was all masterminded because his 27-year-old friend Danny, who had been wanted on burglary and fraud-related charges, asked him Stan to drive him to the police station. Instead of doing just that, though, he instilled a sense of inspiration and duty into millions of people around the globe.

Or, the crappy security camera footage went viral. Ha!

In the end though, how do we know that Bruce Wayne isn't just pretending to be Stan Warby, because we figured him out??

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Batman IS REAL! Caped Crusader Drops Off Bad Guy At Local Police Station!

This is kind of an incredible story.

A mystery man dressed as Batman recently walked into a local London police station, dropped off a wanted man, and went on his way! Everyone is wondering who this heroic man is, who risked his own safety in the name of justice…

Well, the answer is obvious: it's Bruce Wayne, because apparently Batman is freakin' real! LOLz!

The villain he dropped off was a man wanted for burglary, who was then arrested and charged with handling stolen goods and a slew of other fraud-related crimes. But Batman ducked out without leaving his name, and no one has any idea who he could possibly be!

Wow!

Even though it doesn't look like Batman has trained in a while, he's still got it! Check out the video (above) for footage of the arrest! JUSTICE IS SERVED!

We don't know what we'd do if we found out he was actually driving a batmobile! Ha!

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