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Cat Sneakily Steals Dog's Food Right In Front Of Him!!

Filed under: FoodCuteness!DogCatFunny

Bad kitty! That's not your food!

This cat has some serious huevos!!

He's laying down on the floor, right next to his doggy buddy, next to the pup's food dish.

Then this cat burglar (ha!) slowly started making a move for the dog's food.

This master thief is trying so hard to be sneaky! What a bad kitty! Still cute though.

What's funny is that dog totes catches him with his hand in the cookie jar (paw in the dog dish, whatever) but does nothing!

What a lazy pup!

Check out the video (above) of a dishonest cat stealing a dog's food from right under his nose!!

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Burglar Robs Wrong House But Takes Family's Guard Dog As A Consolation Prize

Filed under: Oops!Legal MattersPitbullFamilyScary!

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In East Wenatchee, Washington, a family's guard dog was stolen from their home after the family walked in on the burglar feeding their dog!

Here's what the police said:

"He was standing there with the refrigerator door open and feeding their dog some pudding."

Nice burglar?

When the family confronted the robber, whose name is Jason L. McDaniel, he told them he broke into their home because he thought someone who he planned to murder was there, but realized it was the wrong house.

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Batman IS REAL! Identity Revealed!

Filed under: Silly!Legal MattersInspiration

A few days ago we told you guys about how the caped crusader was real, and that Batman had dropped a villain off at a police station in London. We also said that we knew his secret identity, which of course was Bruce Wayne! LOLz!

Turns out, though, we were wrong!

Also, he's not really a hero — he's a food delivery man pulling a prank on cops, named Stan Warby, who said:

“Obviously it was done as a joke."

It was all masterminded because his 27-year-old friend Danny, who had been wanted on burglary and fraud-related charges, asked him Stan to drive him to the police station. Instead of doing just that, though, he instilled a sense of inspiration and duty into millions of people around the globe.

Or, the crappy security camera footage went viral. Ha!

In the end though, how do we know that Bruce Wayne isn't just pretending to be Stan Warby, because we figured him out??

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Batman IS REAL! Caped Crusader Drops Off Bad Guy At Local Police Station!

This is kind of an incredible story.

A mystery man dressed as Batman recently walked into a local London police station, dropped off a wanted man, and went on his way! Everyone is wondering who this heroic man is, who risked his own safety in the name of justice…

Well, the answer is obvious: it's Bruce Wayne, because apparently Batman is freakin' real! LOLz!

The villain he dropped off was a man wanted for burglary, who was then arrested and charged with handling stolen goods and a slew of other fraud-related crimes. But Batman ducked out without leaving his name, and no one has any idea who he could possibly be!

Wow!

Even though it doesn't look like Batman has trained in a while, he's still got it! Check out the video (above) for footage of the arrest! JUSTICE IS SERVED!

We don't know what we'd do if we found out he was actually driving a batmobile! Ha!

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Giant Rabbit Scares Off Burglar!!!

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Now that's a good bunny!

Toby is a two foot long male bunny that weighs about ten pounds.

He's also a crime stopping rabbit!

A burglar fled from a home in Devonshire after Toby began making really loud thumping sounds.

Here's what one family member said:

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Naked Man Terrorizes Florida Family! You Won't Believe How It Ends!

Florida resident Gregory Matthew Bruni — and you know it's bad when you see all three names! — climbed onto a family's roof and broke into their home — all while COMPLETELY naked!

But he wasn't delivering gifts for all the nice girls and boys! The buck naked burglar ripped their TV off the wall… and that was just the beginning!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear the rest of the escapades of the nude intruder! And be thankful you don't have to see it!

When they finally threatened the lunatic with a shotgun, he started masturbating! Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase held at gunpoint!

Something tells us they would rather he had just stolen the TV!

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Bam Margera's Home Was Broken Into By A Naked, Masturbating Burglar Chick!

Bam Margera woke up from a wet dream on Thursday night only to find himself in a male erotic fantasy!

The Jackass star was stirred from his slumber by a NAKED 24-year-old woman kissing him.

While some men might be BEGGING for this kind of attention, he tossed the friendly intruder to the floor of his West Chester mansion and called the cops.

Here's where it gets really hot weird though…

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