You know what they say: The early bird gets dibs on all of the workout machines!
Wait, that doesn't sound right…
Anywho, Reese Witherspoon got a VERY early start on her day and was spotting heading over to Kinetic Cycling in Brentwood for a morning workout!
Looks like she must've set her alarm for the butt-crack of dawn! LOLz!
We gotta give major props to Reese for finding the energy to workout so early in the morning, because we probably would have hit the snooze button a few times if we were in her shoes!! Ha!
But hey, who needs coffee when you can break a sweat instead!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Tags: bike it, body, brentwood, butt crack, fitness, gym, gym time, kinetic cycling, morning, reese witherspoon, snooze button
Oh hiiiii Pamela Anderson!
We've missed you! Last time we saw you, were all covered up, but this is the side of you we like to see.
The 45-year-old blonde bombshell is taking it (almost) all off for Vogue Brazil's June issue.
Photographed by Mario Testino, Pammy strips down to her skivvies on the beach in a red bathing suit showing off some a– and crack and looking like someone half her age!
The rest of the sexy color and black and white shots are just as gorgeous and even more risqué as she gets all wet in a sheer white shirt. And, yes, there's nipplage.
See the rest of the spread (below)!
[Image via Vogue Brazil.]
Tags: butt crack, june 2013, june issue, mario testino, nipples, pamela anderson, vogue brazil
Mischa Barton was innocently walking to her car when a photographer exposed an unflattering glimpse of his meaty posterior.
Upon gazing on his glorious butt crack, Mischa ____________________________________.
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Tags: butt crack, fill in the blank, mischa barton, paparazzi
This is sooooooooo much better than that Elle cover!
Miley Cyrus got down and dirty for V magazine's summer issue!
Wearing just her underwear, the 20 year old posed for several different covers with her hair dyed in various neon colors like bright orange, pink and violet and showing off more skin in each one.
Shot by Mario Testino, the whole spread really brings out a tougher and more nekkid side of Miley.
She even shows off some gold chain-accented butt crackage in pink American Apparel briefs, which she wore as a top, Y-3 pants and vintage Chanel.
Oooooh, such a wild child!
Check out the rest of the Emancipation of Miley (below)!
[Image via V Magazine.]
Tags: american apparel, butt crack, chanel, miley cyrus, summer 2013, summer cover, summer issue, v magazine, v magazine 83
Well this is going to be boring!
The Grammys is known for crazy and fierce fashion, but this year CBS wants it to be family-friendly fun.
All celebrities attending on Sunday were sent an email with strict wardrobe guidelines, stating:
"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack… Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera.”
Puffy bare skin of the genital region!? LOLz!
Vaginas and scrotums have never sounded so fancy…and BORING!
Think anyone will follow these ridiculous rules?
[Image via The Grammys/CBS.]
Tags: butt crack, cbs, email, genital area, nipple, the grammys, wardrobe malfunction