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Justin Bieber's Secret Post-AMAs Rendezvous With Selena Gomez CAUGHT On Vid!

We're on to you, Mzr. Bieberoni!

He threw us off the scent by bringing his mom to the AMAs, but we KNEW something about the way Justin Bieber acted last night smelled fishy!!

The fish smell, as it turns out, was Selena Gomez!!

Don't believe us? The proof is in the pudding seafood ceviche!

Ch-ch-check out the two of them trying to sneak out of a party bus last night (above), so they could shake their tail-feathers in a bar and, presumably, kiss and make-up!

After their much ballyhooed break-ups and make-ups, we really don't know what to expect from them anymore!!

One witness at da club revealed:

"[Justin and Selena were] dancing on each other . . . they seemed to be in great spirits and were clearly enjoying their time together."

We half wondered whether Biebs would go home with vamping vixen Jenny McCarthy, LOLz!!

For now relations are good between America and Canada, but who knows what tomorrow might bring?!

[Video via Splash News.]

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Avril Lavigne's Nickelback Fiancé Defends Her Honor, Punks Her Ex On Twitter After Halloween Hoax!

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Oh, Canadialand! You're so cute when you're frisky!!

Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger quickly defended his betrothed on Sunday, snapping back at Sum 41's Deryck Whibley after he totally dissed The Great White North's Punk-Pop Princess, Avril Lavigne!

As we already reported, Deryck wore the greatest couple's costume ever this past weekend! He dressed up as his ex-wife Avril while his new girlfriend went as Chad! LOLZ!!

Well, we laughed. Chad was not amused!

The How You Remind Me singer took his angst to Twitter, complaining:

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Justin Bieber And Ryan Gosling Simultaneously Shared A Woman's Vagina!

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Two of Canada's seXXXiest celebrities inside her at once? Marguerite Bire sounds like a lucky lady!

She was! Until she died nearly 400 years ago.

Let us explain…

Way back before dodos were extinct, Marg and her hubby emigrated from France!

These lovely colonists were two of Justin Bieber and Ryan Gosling's 2,048 great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents!

Whoa!!! So Marguerite had

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Daniel Radcliffe Horny As S**t In Canada? Now With Extra Chest Hair!!

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Holy hunk o' Hogwarts, look at Daniel Radcliffe's hair!

No, we do NOT mean those funky horns on his head!

We're talking about those curly clumps of wonderful chest hair poking through his shirt!

It's like we died and went to heaven Burt Reynolds' home!!

The pride of Gryffindor grew up to be quite the handsome thespian, eh?

He sipped Frappucinos in Canada earlier today while shooting Horns — a new sci-fi/fantasy flick based on the popular Joe Hill book!

It's great to see Danny Boy out of the Harry Potter shadow and stepping into his own!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

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