Martha Stewart Is Having The Best Time Of Her F*cking Life Live-Tweeting Cannes Lions & Shading Jonathan Cheban — We Seriously Can't!
Martha Stewart, we officially bow down to your Twitter prowess.
On Wednesday, Martha took to the Twitterverse to live-tweet her AMAZING experience at Cannes Lions. The annual event celebrates people working in the creative communications, advertising and related fields.
While you think this meet-up at the DailyMail Seriously Popular Yacht party would all be about business and networking, M.S. just proved this is NOT the case.
In fact, the mogul's recent tweets features a SHIRTLESS Jason Derulo (hey, why not?!), and f*cking Jonathan Cheban!
Ladies and gentleman, this is NOT a drill! We repeat — this is NOT a drill!
Since there's a lot to dissect here, let's start of with Stewart's confusion over who exactly Jonathan is.
For all of those who are familiar with the Kim Kardashian West's official BFF/piss handler, you'll DIE over the homemaker's epic shade regarding his "celebrity status". Essentially, Martha could not care LESS about J.B.'s claim to fame!
Check out Martha's "tea lizard"-worthy tweets (below)!