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Ke$ha's Launches Her Penis-Filled Jewelry Line! Check Out The Naughty Trinkets HERE!

Ke$ha's Charles Albert jewelry line is exactly what one might expect!

Why are we not surprised?

Ke$ha has officially launched her Kesha Rose by Charles Albert jewelry collection and while there aren't any diamonds there ARE some family jewels!

Yep, that's right! Her line is full of little gold penises

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The Miami Cannibal Victim — One Year Later!

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There is nothing about this attack that wasn't extremely horrifying — and even though Ronald Poppo seems to be in good spirits, we still can't help but wish it had never happened to him in the first place!

If you recall, Miami was struck with a shocking display of violence last year that started a nation-wide scare when it came to a drug people were using called "bath salts." That attack resulted in Ronald losing his nose, his eyes, and 80% of his face — because the attacker on the drug was EATING HIM ALIVE. (disturbing post-surgery photo featured AFTER THE JUMP)

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Ke$ha Teases New Album Release! It's Coming 'SO SOON!'

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It's certainly been a long time in the works, but we think it's safe to assume that Ke$ha will be back with her follow-up to Animal and Cannibal VERY SOON!

The pop star has been hard at work on her second studio album, previously rumored to be titled Spandex on the Distant Horizon, and posted a note on the interwebz stating that not only is it on its way, but she's already chosen five songs to go to mix!

And that's basically the last step!

Read her message (above)!

What LOVELY penmanship, gurl! Ha!

But in all seriousness, we

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Head Of Canadian Cannibal's Victim Found At Long Last

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Cops might finally be putting together the gruesome pieces of Chinese student Jun Lin's disappearance/murder!

Montreal police believe they found his head just a few miles away from Luka Magnotta's apartment.

Luka, you might remember, is the bisexual Canadian pornstar who kills kittens and eats former sex partners on camera for fun.

Magnotta was arrested in Germany last month after seemingly videotaping himself mudering Lin, cutting him into itty pieces, eating some bits of flesh, and mailing others to different government addresses!

While the odds say this is the head they were looking for, police offers aren't leaving anything to chance.

One police spokesman said:

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The Miami Zombie Attack Was Caught On Surveillance Cameras!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooLegal Matters

It's hard to believe something like this is real, even with visual proof.

As we've reported, a man named Rudy Eugene was shot dead by authorities when he was was discovered chewing the flesh off of homeless man Ronald Poppo this past weekend. It turns out that The Miami Herald captured the horrific 18-minute attack on a surveillance camera!

WARNING: While this is not close-up footage, and therefore, not visually explicit nor graphic, it is still EXTREMELY HORRIFIC and DISTURBING, and we urge viewers to take that into serious consideration before choosing whether or not to click play.

Click (above) to view a condensed version, in which you can see Eugene stripping Poppo of his clothes, the cyclist who called the police, and then the authorities shooting him down.

Just so unbelievable.

We seriously

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