Ugh. What an a**!!!
We mean that in the most pejorative of senses because what this South Jersey man did on Monday morning is so not OK!
Police say 34-year-old Vincent Wade crashed his car in front of a fried chicken restaurant in Philadelphia. He then exited his vehicle, took off all of his clothes, and pleasured himself in the middle of the street!
Umm, does cheating death turn him on or something??
Well, it must because this is actually Wade’s