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Scottish Scientists Launch New Study To Seek Cure For Forgetfulness

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scottish scientists starting new study to seek cure for forgetfulness

…What were we talking about again???

OH RIGHT! Scottish scientists at Glasgow-based company CPS Research are launching a study to seek a cure for forgetfulness.

Here's what CPS Research's Dr. Alan Wade had to say about it:

"What we are referring to should not be confused with the serious memory loss that is often associated with early onset dementia. This study is aimed at those who are constantly losing their keys, forgetting people's names or misplacing their glasses rather than anything more serious."

In the study, the researchers will test "whether a smaller dose of the Alzheimer's drug memantine can help tamp down a condition they've given the moniker 'Busy Lifestyle Syndrome,' " which they refer to as "a catch-all for the craziness that comes with everyday modern life: tweets, IMs, texts, e-mails."

Very interesting stuff! We should totally hop a plane to Glasgow to see them at work!

…But hopping a plane would require us to drive to the airport…AND we seem to have misplaced our car keys!

We need your help, CPS Research! Please! LOLz.

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Lindsay Returns To The Roads

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lindsay returns to the roads

Last we heard from Lindsay Lohan on her driving situation, she was claiming that the Betty Ford clinic confiscated her car keys because they felt that the paparazzi were creating an "unsafe driving situation" for her.

Sources say that Betty Ford returned Lindsay's keys to her today, after Lindz impressed them with the way in which she patiently dealt with the delay…and after phone calls from both of her parents.

Not sure what you said to them, Michael, but we're sure you had A LOT to say…and evidently it helped her cause.

Lindsay will still need a pass to leave Betty Ford, but if she can get a hold of the pass, the open road is hers!

Yesterday, we were sad to report that David Hasselhoff will no longer be gracing the Los Angeles Freeways with his presence, but now we've got Lindsay back! It's kind of like the Circle Of Life for the roads of L.A.

How do U feel about Lindsay returning to the roads?

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