Miley Cyrus Photographed Cruising Down Rodeo With Five Foot Sex Toy?
Best. X-Mas. Gift. Ever.
Oh, Mileybird! You never cease to ah-maze us!
We don't envy Liam Hemsworth — holiday shopping for the girl who already has everything must be tough!
He blew our minds, though, by blowing up a sex toy and giving it to his fantabulous fiancée for Christmas!
Ok, we're not sure Liam actually purchased the plastic person as a present for Miley Cyrus, but it makes sense!
The Party in the U.S.A. star can bring her to a tea party! Float down a lazy river on her back! Make her a back-up dancer in a music video!
There are 1,001 things to do with a blow-up doll besides stick a boner in it — or so we've read, LOLz — and Miley is figuring that out!
Her caption for the Twitter pic she uploaded (above):
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