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New "Miracle" Sugar Substitute Has No Calories, No Carbs, And Is 100% Natural! But Is It Too Good To Be True??

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It looks like Lydia from Breaking Bad may have been onto something!!

Of course, we're not talking about her poor business decisions of partnering up with meth dealers and deranged murderers! We're talking about her obsession with stevia!!

As it turns out, the sugar substitute might be the answer to all of our prayers as research shows it has

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Vagina Toasters Are REAL!! Find Out How To Warm You Up Something Yeasty Today!

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Finally! A vagina that tastes better when it's dry!

From the people who brought you, presumably, other totally creepy edible items comes The Vagina Toaster!

We know what you're probably thinking, but stop right there!

This freaky new kitchen appliance from Burnt Impressions does NOT cook pre-existing vaginas — that would be weird and, likely, dangerous. No, the Vagina Toaster cooks vagina-shaped patterns into pre-existing slices of bread!

Phew!! That sounds way more delicious!!

The concept isn't entirely new, as you've probably seen Hello Kitty toasters before, but this is by far the craziest toast we've ever seen!

This is art! This is life! This is, well, this is probably a clear indicator that even toaster engineers are prone to Oedipal complexes!

But there is still one question on everyone's mind:

What does vaginal toast taste like?

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Olivia Wilde Thinks Strict Diets Can Just Go Right To Hell!

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We have ALWAYS been a fan of just keeping yourself in moderation around here — and just living an active life! It seems like the only truly healthy way to live life while still enjoying it, and it seems to be the one tried-and-true method that doesn't involve fads because it WORKS!

It's how we're designed! Mentally AND physically!

What's cool is that it totes sounds like Olivia Wilde thinks about it in the same way… and as you can see with what she's able to wear (above, the almost-boobs jacket), she MUST be on to something!

Here's what she said:

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Gwyneth Paltrow Sticks To Her Diet While Family Chows Down On Carb-Loaded Feast!

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Maintaining a healthy takes a lot of dedication, and sometimes is easy to stray from the path. But Gwyneth Paltrow has some SERIOUS will power!

The Goopster recently went out to dinner at Seraphina restaurant in East Hampton with her hubby Chris Martin and their kiddies Apple and Moses!

But while the rest of her family indulged on a carb-o-licious dinner, Gwyneth stayed true to her diet!

A source says:

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Olivier Martinez Needs Baguette Rehab, We're Afraid! Can't Go A Day Without Buying Bread!

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Olivier Martinez needs a baguette intervention!

Oui oui!

In a sad tasty turn of events, it really does seem like Olivier Martinez has officially become addicted to baguettes!

LOLz!

Seriously, it's like wherever we look he's leaving a store with a giant, crusty, delicious baguette (above and below)!

Some seem to think it's could be cravings from his super preggers wife, Halle Berry. We know the truth, though: his addiction can't be hidden anymore! He totally drives somewhere nice and quiet, breaks open the tub of butter, and downs two feet of yummy baked bread!

Okay so he probably doesn't actually do that, but who has to buy a new baguette every time they're out??

Maybe he used one of them to make home-made croutons! Or maybe it's just a mandatory habit for the French!

[Images via Ramey Pix/WENN.]

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Jennifer Lawrence Can't Get Enough Of Pizza, Buffalo Wings & Potatoes!!

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Jennifer Lawrence may have a smoking hawt bod, but you better believe that she doesn't starve herself to maintain it!!

This is very surprising, but according to the Silver Linings Playbook actress, she likes to chow down on “anything fried and carbs.”

Miz Lawrence admitted:

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Halloween 2012: 7 Candies To Avoid!

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Quick, what's the best part of Halloween?

The costumes, right. Exactly, that's what we were thinking too… Ha!

Well, the other best part of Halloween is the treat part of Trick Or Treat — when you're a kid, this is the epitome of the Holiday. For parents, this means you can have your kids do all the candy looting for you!

Of course, with lots of candy comes a great health responsibility: don't over-do it. If you can avoid these SEVEN deadly candies, you can indulge in a little more from the others.

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