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Donald Trump's Border Wall Plans Are Ruined Thanks To Cards Against Humanity! See How The Company Is Saving America!

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The wall Donald Trump grandly proposed to build along the U.S.-Mexico border is looking to be another one of his empty campaign promises.

But just in case POTUS ever convinces blackmails Mexico to pay for the damn thing, another pesky entity has stepped up to block his plans.

No, it's not a rebooted Bernie Sanders — it's Cards Against Humanity!

Because 2017 hasn't been bizarre enough, the irreverent card game company says it bought land on the U.S.-Mexico border to prevent the president from building his wall.

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On its website, the company said the effort was part of a holiday promotion where customers could contribute to the project with $15 purchases for "America-saving surprises" — the first surprise being the land purchase and its legal defense.

The card company did not say where the plot of vacant land was located, but assured all recipients would get "an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises."

Soon, all hands were on deck — CAH said it was sold out of purchases just a few hours after launching the holiday promotion on Tuesday. We guess these are the heroes we deserve right now?

How will Cards Against Humanity save America next? Ch-ch-check out the video (below) to find out!

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Cards Against Humanity Sold Actual Poop On Black Friday And People Are Unboxing Their Orders To Find, Yes, It's Really Just Poop

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Cards Against Humanity is that card game you might've played at a friend's house before. It's super inappropriate and offensive on purpose.

We're sure not too many were all that surprised when the company started selling boxes of bullsh*t for Black Friday. Like, actual boxes of poop.

They were selling the poo for $6 a box and they were very upfront and clear that it was not a joke. It was poop. Just straight up real poop.

That didn't stop the boxes from selling out within an hour. 30,000 people bought poop at $6 a box. That means Cards Against Humanity made $180,000!! …or did they?

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Grandmas Smoke Weed For The First Time And The Result Is … Just Watch!

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Golden girls … on ganja!

This video of three grandmas smoking weed for the first time has gone viral!

Paula, Dorothea, and Deidre profess to have never smoked pot before, and are inhaling for the very first time on camera!

The video was shot in Washington State, where recreational use of marijuana is legal.

[ Related: Did Martha Stewart Give Meredith Vieira A Pound Of Pot On TV? ]

They first take a few hits from a bong, and then a vaporizer. It only takes a few minutes for the giggles and hijinks (courtesy of Cards Against Humanity) to come. Yes, memaws have munchies too.

We may not be able to get a contact high from watching this video, but it still makes us laugh. Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

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Awkward! Lance Armstrong Draws The Card About His Missing Ball While Playing Cards Against Humanity!

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So… this happened.

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong was sitting around playing Cards Against Humanity the other night when he drew a pretty coincidental card about himself!

We all know 2 things:

1. Lance’s scrotum has been single-occupancy since having to have a testicle removed following a cancer scare in the mid-90s.
2. Cards Against Humanity isn't the classiest game (and that's what makes it amazing).

Which is why him pulling out the card that said, “Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle,” is so HIGHlarious!

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