That might not be the best possible title you can have, but it certainly isn’t the worst!
And which lucky CSI: NY star gets that awesome title??
The actor was arrested for DUI while in Scottsdale, Arizona and couldn’t have been a nicer guy about it!
He actually admitted to the crime, saying he had some scotch at the W Hotel. How non-celeb of him!
Although he had been swerving on the road, reeked of alcohol and couldn’t get his words to come out right, he happily cooperated with the arrest.
He was even grateful for it as the arresting officer revealed: