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Another Carnival Cruise Ship Breaks Down, Overflows With Poop! Gross, Gross, Gross!

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Why do people keep spending hard-earned money and precious vacation days on these floating fecal containers?!

Carnival Cruise Lines grossed out the entire planet last month by stranding thousands of unlucky souls aboard what was literally the crappiest cruise ever, but sadly their poop problems don't end there!

Another ship came to an unexpected halt in the Caribbean today, once more turning paying passengers into turd-trifling prisoners!

Ugh!! Again!?!

We aren't sure how a broken propulsion system also makes toilets overflow, but, according to those onboard, the bathroom floors were covered in human waste!

The Carnival Dream Nightmare remains stranded off the island of St. Maarten and apparently most folks are flying back to Florida from there!

As a token of their apology for their second fecal fiasco, the company refunded passengers for three of the cruise's seven days and is offering everyone discounts on future purchases.

In our humblest of opinion, that offer stinks!

[Image via 20th Century Fox.]

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Poopy Cruise Gets Poopier! Rescued Passengers' Bus Breaks Down!

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Oh these POOR passengers! We only hope that the toilet on the bus didn't break too!

The 3,131 victims of Carnival Cruise's busted down, sewage-filled, disease-riddled cruise ship FINALLY landed in Mobile, Alabama after FIVE DAYS of wading through literal SH*T!!

And luckily well… maybe not), they were met with multiple coaches (above) that would transport them on home.

BUT, the hell-voyage continued for folks riding on a bus from Mobile to Houston, TX after their vehicle BROKE DOWN in the middle of the freeway!!!

Broken bus rider Clark Jones explains:

"We have to pull over to the side. It’s dark. All the lights on the bus go out and everyone is not happy. My son Jacob and I, when we pulled over and realized the bus was broken, we just started laughing. People were giggling. Other people were not happy at all. I don’t know what you can do about that. Buses break down all the time, probably more often than ships do."

THANKFULLY, the bus was only out of commission for about an hour.

PHEW.

Crossing our fingers that no one contracted anything SERIOUS from their pooptastic adventure!

Take a peek inside the broken-down coach …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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