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Woman's Twitter Review Of Vagina Slapping Sex Toy Is A Comedic Climax!

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Yes, this is a real sex toy.

It's called the Sqweel, and it's a motorized wheel of fake tongues intended to simulate cunnilingus — in fact, it bills itself as the "world's best selling oral sex toy."

Related: Janelle Monáe Thinks Women Should Hold A Sex Strike!

Besides being something Dr. Seuss would tell his psychiatrist about, the invention has also been described in one star Amazon reviews as "uncomfortable", "extremely loud", and "not very good."

But the best review has to be from Twitter user Brandy Jensen, who commented simply:

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This Week In Celebrity Twitpics & Instagrams!

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Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian are pinball wizards!

This week, the KUWTK stars hit up an El Lay arcade where they played games with friends including Larsa Pippen, and Malika & Khadijah Haqq.

The squad not only wore matching t-shirts, they named themselves the "Pinball Pu$$ies"!

But this wasn't the only buzzworthy moment featured on social media!

Gwyneth Paltrow traveled to Barcelona to enjoy the country's fabulous cuisine, Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth celebrated their six-year wedding anniversary, and Amy Schumer watched Carrot Top perform in Vegas!

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The Property Brothers Release Wacky Music Video Covering Flo Rida's My House — Is It One Of The BEST Bad Songs Of All Time?!

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While we love the Property Brothers, Drew and Jonathan Scott, we think maybe they should stick to real estate and reality TV! LOLz!

The Scott Brothers, as they're known musically, released their newest music video for their cover of Flo Rida's My House. After just one listen, it's certainly the kind of bad that reminds of the BEST of the bad songs we've ever heard like Rebecca Black's Friday — especially when featured artist Eric Paslay comes in! Not to mention there's a quick cameo by Carrot Top in the cray vid.

But it's still a Flo Rida track, so it doesn't crack out list of the BEST bad songs of all time!

Ch-ch-check out our list (below) to see how the Property Brothers' track compares!

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Sharknado: The 4th Awakens Was The Wackiest, Craziest, Most Nonsensical Yet! Check Out The Best Moments In GIFs!

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The fourth installment of SyFy's cringeworthy Sharknado series came back in full force on Sunday — and there was no shortage of incredibly ridiculous moments, celebrity cameos, and Star Wars references in The 4th Awakens!

Like its three predecessors, the film had plenty of off-the-wall moments that had no logical reason whatsoever — but this go-round really kicked up the craziness to a whole new level!

Ian Ziering returned as our favorite shark-fighter Fin Shepard, now living on a farm in Kansas raising his young son who believes his mother was a shark.

Video: Tara Performs Cringeworthy Marriage Boot Camp Anger Exercise!

Little does the boy know that his mother April (Tara Reid) was actually resurrected as a robot (because, why not?) by her dad Gary Busey after her apparent death in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No.

The heroes have a new team of allies — and returning badass David Hasselhoff — to take on the Sharknados, in addition to Sandnados, Bouldernados, Lightningnados, and Firenados! Yikes!

But the various nados don't compare in laughability to the wacky guest stars — from Carrot Top playing an Uber driver (by far the most realistic part of the film), to Gilbert Gottfried playing a storm chaser, and some of the Real Housewives playing astrophysicists.

Ch-ch-check out the most HIGHlarious moments from Sharknado 4 (below)!

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Security Footage CONFIRMS Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil Assaulted A Female Fan Before Nicolas Cage Altercation!

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It looks like Vince Neil may not be out of the woods just yet in regards to his battery citation in Las Vegas.

As you may know, the Mötley Crüe vocalist got into a highly publicized physical altercation with Nicolas Cage after the rocker allegedly assaulted a woman. Yikes!

Related: This Zoey 101 Alum Got Arrested For Domestic Violence!

It's said that the Girls, Girls, Girls singer got behind a fan, grabbed her hair, and pulled her down to the ground after she attempted to ask for an autograph from the National Treasure actor. Unfortunately, according to the police, security cameras captured the entire scenario and things aren't

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Criss Angel, Tom Green, Steve-O, Flavor Flav, & Carrot Top Walk Into A Bar! Fill In The Blank!

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After wrapping up a string of performances with Steve-O in Sin City, Tom Green relaxed with his besties Criss Angel, Carrot Top, and birthday boy Flavor Flav at Encore XS Nightlclub while their cocktail waitress thought, "holy crap, this is the _______________________ night ever!"

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Holly Madison And Carrot Top Experience CSI!

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Well, these are the last two people we'd expect to see doing anything like this!

Holly Madison and Carrot Top, of all people, were on hand to celebrate the CSI: The Experience's two-year anniversary at the MGM Grand Resort in Las Vegas - and they clearly were getting into the role of crime scene investigators!

Check out the photos (above and below)!

Too funny!

But also very sweet, because $1 of every ticket sold goes to Holly's charity of choice, The Lili Claire Foundation, and Carrot Top's, Ronald McDonald House Charities!

Hope you guys had fun!

[Images via WENN.]

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