Clearly, Chris Brown and D.C. do not mix well, and in fact, Breezy is trying to stay away from our Nation's capitol, and it's not because the Washington Memorial fills him with rage!
Uh, well, that's one way to have a smash hit…
However, there's a slight legal conundrum afoot! Chris' presence is required for his D.C. hearing, since it's a misdemeanor case, on Monday, but he's also required to stay in rehab!
Ugh, he's totally stuck between a rock and a windshield on this one!
Chris' lawyer Mark Geragos has tried asking the prosecutors involved with