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Catholics Aren’t Even Allowed To Kiss Anymore?! Find Out When, Where, & Why Pope Francis Is FORBIDDING People From Locking Lips!

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The Catholic Church is FINALLY dealing with the issue that has been plaguing the faith for decades now. We’re of course talking about family members kissing each other during mass.

Oh, did you think we we’re going to say something else?

Nope, Pope Francis and his homies at The Vatican have been busy preparing a new set of guidelines for parishioners to follow that includes BANNING kissing during the sign of peace!

For those Perezcious readers out there who aren’t down with JC or who aren’t Catholic, the sign of peace is a brief moment during church when people shake hands with those around them. But over the years, some people have also been showing their love for one another by exchanging hugs and kisses.

No big deal, right? It’s not like anyone’s getting to third base in the middle of church.

Cardinal Antonio Canizares Llovera, the leader of the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments, is wagging his finger this week though, saying

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Ellen Degeneres? Role Model? Not According To THIS Offensive Catholic School!

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Wow! Seriously?

A Catholic school's principal has apologized for using a photo of Ellen DeGeneres for their school dance fliers, and the reason why they're pulling it is hard to believe!

Nancy Matteo sent out an email to parents of the children who go to St. Andrew Elementary School in Newtown, Pennsylvania, and blamed herself for the "completely wrong" thing she did.

She basically said that she should have never used Ellen's image because she:

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Catholic Students Protest Forced Resignation Of Vice Principal Who Had A Same Sex Marriage!

This is like that movie Dead Poets Society!

If Robin Williams was gay!

Students at Eastside Catholic High School in Sammamish, Washington are protesting the FORCED resignation of the school's vice principal Mark Zmuda.

The vice principal was forced to resign after he married

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Pope Francis I Only Has One Lung!

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Wait wait wait!

Did someone keep the receipt?? We only got part of a new Pope!

We kid, we kid — but it IS an incredible fact that Pope Francis I only has one lung! It was lost to an infection as a teenager, but medical experts remind us that

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Jamie Foxx Calls Obama 'Our Lord and Savior' And Catholics Are PISSED!

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Jamie Foxx is starting a new religion… Obamaisum!

Last night BET aired the Soul Train Awards, which opened with the actor telling the audience:

"First of all, give an honor to God and our Lord and Savior Barack Obama. Barack Obama."

Of course, someone got mad.

Bill Donahue, the president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights in the United States, did NOT find Jamie's comment amusing.

Donahue express his distain in a statement, saying:

"Foxx's epiphany is startling. It just goes to show that even though Obama did not succeed in stopping the oceans from rising (as he promised to do in 2008), he did succeed in convincing Jamie Foxx, and no doubt legions of others, that God exists. Whether God can survive an ACLU lawsuit accusing him of violating church and state grounds remains to be seen."

Yikes.

We think it's less of an act of epiphany, and more of an act of comedy. Ya know, cuz Jamie is a COMIC! Still, we all have a right to our own opinion.

Press PLAY (above) to see Jamie give praise to Lord Obama (above)!

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Jenny McCarthy Details Ecstasy Amped Lesbian Fling In Her New Book! With Fellow Playmates!

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Guard your innocent eyes!!

Jenny McCarthy experimented with women!

And she did drugs too! *GASP*

All of this and more is detailed and exposed in her new book — Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic!!

The shining icon of sexy humor reveals exactly how her lesbian tryst with her fellow Playmates went down in Hawaii, writing:

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Madonna Angers Warsaw's Catholic Youth Crusade!

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As you all know, Madonna is a force of nature. And this week, her wind is ruffling the feathers of young, Polish Catholics hoping to keep August 1 a sacred day of WWII memorial.

Her madgesty is set to perform for Warsaw on that date, but with all the controversy surrounding her (projecting a swastika on Marine Le Pen, the various activities she's done involving crucifixes, etc.), they want it canceled! Now!

As of Tuesday, there are 31,000 signatures on the Youth Crusade petition. They say August 1 is meant to commemorate the 1944 Warsaw Uprising against the Nazi occupiers, when 200,000 died:

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