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Leonardo DiCaprio Howls That The Wolf Of Wall Street Is "Misunderstood!"

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Some movie viewers have found the three hours of sex and drugs in The Wolf of Wall Street to be advocating its characters' wild and lascivious lifestyles.

According, to the big, not-so-bad wolf himself, this couldn't be further from the truth!

In a recent interview, Leonardo DiCaprio wanted to set the record straight (WHY? WHY DOES LEO HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT?!… oops, sorry) and let us know about the film's intended message:

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The Lorax Will Speak For The Trees… Next Year!

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Dr. Seuss fans, rejoice!

Back in October, we were excited to report that Dr. Seuss' underrated masterpiece The Lorax is being adapted into a 3-D feature film by the team behind Despicable Me and Horton Hears A Who.

Now, we've learned that the film will be released in theaters on March 2nd, 2012, and we can't wait!

For those of you whose history with Seuss ends at The Cat in the Hat, the original Lorax story/cautionary tale revolves around a hairy little creature who stands on his tree-stump podium and tries to convince people not to destroy the forest.

Here's how Universal has described the story in their adaptation of The Lorax:

"[It's about] a boy who searches for the one thing that will help him win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it, he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world."

As long as the important message about the environment from the original story/cautionary tale is still present in this movie, we'll be happy.

Plus, as we've mentioned before, the movie's got one hell of a vocal cast, including Zac Efron, Betty White, Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, Rob Riggle, AND now Taylor Swift as well!

We're pumped!

Will U check out The Lorax next March when it's released?

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Kanye Promotes Safe Sex On Twitter

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This is wonderful, Kanye! So good of you to take time out of your busy schedule to promote safe sex on your Twitter page.

In an effort to inform his 2,508,962 Twitter followers about the consequences of unsafe sex, Kanye tweeted the following:

"an abortion can cost a ballin' nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin' bitches be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my niggas!"

"It ain't happen to me but I know people."

…And that's why you ALWAYS use protection, ESPECIALLY if you're a baller.

Thanks for the impromptu cautionary tale, Kanye! We'll keep it very much in mind. LOLz.

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Children With Snowballs VS Reporter

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Check out the video/cautionary tale (above) that teaches us never to do a news report around children with snowballs.

Absolutely brutal! LOLs.

Children with snowballs WIN…flawless victory!

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Child Gets Kicked By Metallica Guitarist

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Check out the video (above) to see why Metallica is hazardous to the youth of the world!

This is really more of a cautionary tale than a video, actually. It teaches our children to quite literally stay away from Metallica.

After watching this footage, would U ever let your kids go to a Metallica concert?

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The Lorax Will Speak For The Trees…In Theaters! AND In 3-D!

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Dr. Seuss' classic story about The Lorax, a creature who speaks for the trees, is on its way to the big screen!

Sure, The Cat In The Hat is enjoyable, but REAL Dr. Seuss fans know that The Lorax is the good doctor's masterpiece.

The story revolves around a hairy little creature who stands on his tree-stump podium and tries to convince people not to destroy the forest.

The animation team putting this project together previously made Despicable Me and Horton Hears A Who, and they've got quite a cast of vocal talent on board!

Here are the AMAZING actors who will be lending their voices to The Lorax:

-Danny DeVito as The Lorax

-Ed Helms as The Once-ler (a greedy creature who chops down trees to make his "thneeds," which are "a thing everyone needs")

-Rob Riggle as O'Hare (an industrialist who exploits the polluted world and sells cans of fresh air)

-Zac Efron as Ted (a boy who searches for the "Once-ler" to learn how the world became ugly)

-Betty White as Ted's Grandmother (a woman who lived in the world when it was beautiful)

Here's what Danny DeVito has to say about the Lorax's message:

"Look, I don't want to be gruff about it, but we've got to wake up and smell the oil burning. I'm hoping that the squeakiest wheel gets the least grease."

More from DeVito:

"I feel sometimes the only way to get things done is shake people up a little bit, and the Lorax is not a guy who pussyfoots around. He's not a guy who uses kid gloves."

We hope everyone will check out this family movie/cautionary tale when it is released!

It's a wonderful and important story, and we couldn't be happier to hear that it's getting such a high profile theatrical release!

Did U grow up on The Lorax? Will U go see it when it's released?

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Dr. Drew Thinks Lindsanity Is On The Mend!

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We're sure he's the last person she wants to hear this from, but it was still nice of him to praise her 'progress!'

Dr. Drew apparently thinks that after all of the Lindsanity, the reformed hard-pAArtying wacktress is finally on the proper road to recovery!

He says:

"Yes, I think she has finally made the right turn. I am very hopeful that she gets a lot of help and a lot of work. You look at the behaviour of young Hollywood and start seeing judgment and disdain and that's not a very healthy outlook… Focus on your own kids and talk to them about what they are watching out there."

We certainly hope he's right!

We don't know how much more La Loca in trainwreck mode our hearts and our patience can handle!

What do U think?? Is LiLo on the right track??

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