And out popped a baby!
It's been revealed that Cristiano Ronaldo's baby momma is an unnamed American waitress whom he had a one-night stand with while visiting El Lay.
The footballer used his dashingly romantic charms to seduce the woman in to having sex with him by telling her, "you, me, f***, f***," then drew a heart on a misted window and said "me, you, kiss."
What a charmer! How on earth could a woman resist such an alluring come-on??
"That's typical Ronnie - he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again," said one of Cristiano's friends.
Oh, apparently "typical Ronnie" means he can act like an arrogant neanderthal to "sweet talk" a woman!
And to make things even crazier, Crissy has given his baby momma £10million to keep her mouth shut and plans on raising the baby by himself. In fact, he doesn't even want to tell Ronaldo Jr. who his mother is until he turns 18!
What a clASSy guy!!
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