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The Paleo Diet is all about the basics — and by basics we mean the EXTREME basics. Caveman style.

Essentially, the diet is about eating natural, unprocessed foods, as well as nothing that comes from “agriculture,” which means no grains, rice, pastas, breads, etc. So really all you can eat is meat and veggies.

Sounds familiar? It should. It’s pretty much the Atkins diet minus the cheese.

We’re not crazy about this diet. The all-natural part is great, but whole grains are good for you.

Also, caveman all died really early! We live way longer than cavemen! Why would we eat like them again?

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Tags: all natural, caveman, meat, paleo diet

And out popped a baby!

It's been revealed that Cristiano Ronaldo's baby momma is an unnamed American waitress whom he had a one-night stand with while visiting El Lay.

The footballer used his dashingly romantic charms to seduce the woman in to having sex with him by telling her, "you, me, f***, f***," then drew a heart on a misted window and said "me, you, kiss."

What a charmer! How on earth could a woman resist such an alluring come-on??

"That's typical Ronnie - he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again," said one of Cristiano's friends.

Oh, apparently "typical Ronnie" means he can act like an arrogant neanderthal to "sweet talk" a woman!

And to make things even crazier, Crissy has given his baby momma £10million to keep her mouth shut and plans on raising the baby by himself. In fact, he doesn't even want to tell Ronaldo Jr. who his mother is until he turns 18!

What a clASSy guy!!

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Tags: baby momma drama, caveman, charming, classy, disrespectful, me you f f, neanderthal, one night stand, waitress