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Don't Swallow Grill-Cleaning Brush Bristles!

Filed under: FoodHealthScary!

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Sounds like an easy thing to remember, right? You've been doing that for years, right?

Well, it happens more often than you think, and completely by accident.

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Diabetics Living Longer!

Filed under: DietsHealthFast FoodScience!

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A new report by government scientists has said that diabetics are living longer and longer nowadays.

That's great news!

The biggest decline was seen in a study of diabetics dying from

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Walgreens To Offer Free HIV Tests

Filed under: HealthSick

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The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) will be developing a model for pharmacists and nurses to be able to detect the HIV virus.

That means free HIV testing will be coming to a Walgreens near you soon!

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Stephen Colbert Warns That The CDC Has Been Taken Over By Zombies!

Filed under: Silly!Stephen Colbert

America's obsession with zombies has become so powerful that it's not just Hollywood dramatizing an apocalypse at the hands of the undead — news outlets and the CDC are too!

Thanks in part to the zombie lure's growing popularity in our culture, the CDC released a "tongue in cheek campaign" last year for surviving a possible zombie uprising. In response to the current media coverage of the recent canibalistic attack in Miami, the CDC has clarified:

"CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)."

Stephen Colbert is questioning the government agencies flip-flopping stance on the existence of the walking dead and has a developed new theory: The CDC has been taken over by zombies!

LOL! As always, Colbert delivers HIGHlariously entertaining commentary on pop culture. Check out his statement on the impending zombie apocalypse (above)!

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Sad But True: Most Moms Who Try Breastfeeding Stop

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We already know that there are AH-MAY-ZING benefits to breastfeeding including: healthy development for the baby, weight loss for the momma, and even a lower risk of breast and ovarian cancer later down the line!!

According to a new study in the July issue of Pediatrics, most moms who attempt to exclusively breastfeed after giving birth sadly

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Home Births Are Up Thanks To Ricki Lake

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Mommy see, mommy do!

Home births and midwife assistance is becoming the ultimate trend thanks to Ricki Lake and her controversial documentary The Business of Being Born!!!

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the number of home births jumped over

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So SAD!!! Accidental Death Stats Revealed

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30%

That’s the amount the early death-rate among children aged 19 years-old (or younger) has DECLINED between 2000 and 2009.

Not really that great considering

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