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Audrina's Got Some Moves!

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Waaay better than Kate Gosselin! Tony Dovolani must be kissing the ground she walks on!

Last night on Lopez Tonight, The Hills star Audrina Patridge broke the rules and debut a bit of her dancing skills before the premiere of Dancing With The Stars. To our surprise, she's not half bad. We guess it is better to look at the ceiling than your feet!

Check her out in the clip above!

Hey ABC, is she like, disqualified now?

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Audrina Tries To Be A Pin-Up Girl

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And fails.

Former Hills star Audrina Patridge is in the latest edition of Heat magazine trying to work the Old Hollywood look, but it's just not working for her.

At least they positioned her head so her ceiling eyes wouldn't be so distracting.

Next time, just sit pretty for the camera while not wearing a lot of clothes Audrina. We all know you can do that.

[Images courtesy of Heat.]

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Audrina Gets A New Job


Now that The Hills are done-zo, Audrina Patridge is attempting to stay relevant by being the new face of Bongo.

Bongo's chief marketing officer said of good ol' Ceiling Eyes:

"Audrina was a natural choice for the campaign. She lives that glamorous, adventurous lifestyle that our Bongo customers are fascinated with."

Which is exactly why they're being sold exclusively at KMart and Sears!

Wonder how much photoshop was used to make her eyes NOT look like they were staring into space???

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Ceiling Eyes Has An Old New Man!


Well this is certainly an upgrade!

Granted, a sewer rat would be an upgrade from Ryan Cabrera, but that's beside the point!

It appears that little Miz Ceiling Eyes has rekindled her romance with Aussie BMX biker Corey Bohan!

The two appeared together Saturday at a series wrap party for The Hills, and according to insiders, were getting all sorts of friendly!

A source confirms:

"They are totally back together. They were so cute at the party. He had his arm around her and they both looked really happy. They were sitting alone, whispering in each others' ears and laughing a lot."

Good move, girl! Leave the loser with wannabe anime hair and go back to the Aussie!

He is HAWT!


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Ceiling Eyes' Stalker To Undergo 90 Psychiatric Evaluation!


This guy sounds effing crazy, so this is probably the best course of action!

Audrina Patridge's stalker, Zachary Loring, pled no contest to the charges against him today in court, and will be undergoing a 90-day psychiatric evaluation that will determine whether or not he goes to prison or a mental institution!

He's back in court in September, and could face up to two years behind bars if he's not nuts and just a creeper.

After the antics the last time he was in court, we think it's safe to say this guy is nutso! Lock him the eff up!

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New Couple Alert?

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Say it ain't so, Puck!

Fresh from her split with that obnoxious has-been Ryan Cabrera, Miz Ceiling Eyes was spotted at Katy Perry's post-Movie Awards bash getting all kinds of cozy with Glee's Mark Salling!

We think he can do better, don't you think??

So sad!! Let's hope he gets some sense and drops her faster than her potential at a career post-Hills!

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Audrina Felt Pressure To Have Perfect Body!


It seems The Hills girls don't actually live in El Lay - they reside in LaLaLand!

Although she has denied getting plastic surgery, Audrina Patridge felt pressure to go under the knife in order to pursue her acting career.

A source close to Ceiling Eyes claims that the surgery was just the confidence boost she needed.

Audrina "feels she has to be perfect to continue her career in TV and film," said her friend. "She think she has a banging body."

At least she knows she should quit while she's ahead, but big tittays is not the qualifier for a real actress. We all know Audrina will stick to reality TV!

"She's confident in her looks. I don't think she'll get more surgery," said another pal.

Phew! We don't need another Heidi on our hands!

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