Congratulations are in order for Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octo-Mom, who won her "celebrity" boxing match against a bartender in Florida over the weekend!
The 36-year-old was matched up against 25-year-old bartender Cassandra Andersen in Fort Lauderdale Saturday night.
A whopping 3 DOZEN spectators filled the crowd, including A-List star (of the celebrity boxing world) Michael Lohan! Ha!
The bell rang and both ladies came out swinging, but it sounds like Cassandra swung a little harder!
Sources say that Octo-Mom actually RAN AWAY back to her hotel room after only a few minutes into the ring!
"I think she was mad ’cause she was getting beat up," her opponent told sources.
She used that anger to her advantage and came back to the ring to finish the bout, of which judges awarded her the winner!
We're pretty sure leaving the ring in the middle of a match warrants a surrender, but we guess the only rule in "celebrity" boxing is…the "celebrity" always wins"!
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Okay, so this fan may have had a misguided way of showing his love for you, Octo-Mom…but at least you don't DISGUST him!
While Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman was participating in a Celebrity Boxing match on Wednesday evening in Bellmawr, New Jersey, a "crazed fan" jumped into the ring and rushed her, while proposing marriage.
Here's what the crazed fan said:
"Will you please marry me? Will you please marry me? …I'm a Paul Heyman guy! I'm a Paul Heyman guy!"
Fortunately Octo-Mom wasn't harmed and security took the fan away…but he DID manage to get his arms around her briefly before he was kicked out.
So tell us, Nadya, when the fan proposed marriage…did you say yes???
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Not with you, though. You're too big and strong and well-trained in the art of whoop ass. But she is looking to step into the ring - of Celebrity Boxing.
Isn't it so funny it is called that when no one participating is even close to being one? Oh well!
Anywhoo, Nadya Suleman has already braved parenting 14 children, so now she's looking to take on any "any non professional or trained personalities in the three round novelty match," according to Celebrity Boxing and Wrestling CEO Damon Feldman.
So far, no one has stepped forward for a beat down with the Octo-Mom …though, if we may offer a suggestion, we think Michelle Duggar seems pretty tough! Maybe her 19 kiddies could take on her 14 after that!
We kid, we kid! We don't condone violence, especially between children, ESPECIALLY for publicity.
Still, who would U like to see step into the boxing ring with the Octo-Mom?
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We guess a certain Staten Island swamp donkey is feeling the cold, throbbing thud of irrelevancy knocking at her door!
Jersey Shore's Angelina, the self-proclaimed
Kim Rob Kardashian of Staten Island, has agreed to fight in a Celebrity Boxing match, and wants her opponent to be our gurl JWoww!
"I've been asked to do it and I'm so excited. I want to beat the sh*t out of someone. I don't care who I fight, but I hope it's JWoww in the ring. My mom taught me to fight. She is so beautiful with a perfect body. She has a six pack and a black belt in Karate. I have beaten the sh*t out of so many people. Girls always start it with me, so I just have to punch them in the face."
Well ain't that something?!
We imagine that JWoww has some other, much brighter career prospects to focus on! Or maybe she's just enjoying the paycheck from season three of Jersey Shore!
Yo know, that show that you got your pancake ass fired from!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
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At the "celebrity" boxing match between Homewrecking Hailey and porn star Gina Lynn in Philadelphia on Wednesday, Michael Lohan was making quite the despicable appearance.
white trash Jersey-licious tank top, feeling up on a porn star and having any part of celeb boxing, we can't believe he's pulling that "father knows best" shiz!
P.S. Aren't you engaged, buddy?! Real clASSy.
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