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A New App That Teaches How To Tongue A Lady…By Having You Lick Your Phone First! Ewww!

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See if you can get through this post without dry heaving…

There’s a new app out called Lick This that promises to teach those who…ahem…dive for pearls in the bedroom, how to hit their lady’s sunken treasure juuuuust right.

Hey, we’re all for personal pleasure! But the way this app is training your tongue to be better at oral sex…is by having you practice on your phone first!

Chyeah. Going down on your GROSS phone!

HUUUUURL!

You may not know this but cell phones are DISGUSTING! Think of where that thing has been! Now you’re going to put your mouth on it?!

Um…no thanks!

But, if you are desperate enough to need some taco tickle training, we suggest you Lysol wipe your mobile before you start eating it out!

HUUUUUURL!

Anyway, the app features several practice lessons, including

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iPhone vs. Android! New Study Uncovers How Your Cellie Might Determine How Much Sex You Have!

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Are you not getting laid as often as you’d like?

Well your cell phone might be to blame!

A new study is out that uncovers your sexual mojo has a lot to do with your mobile and whether you’ve got an Apple or a Robot in your pocket!

So who is having more sex?? iPhone users or Android users?!

Over 5,000 single people in the U.S. were surveyed about their dating habits and the winner of the cell phone sexual olympics is…

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Jon Hamm Throws His Dog A Meaty Boner On A Walk With His GF! Here's Another Pic Showing Off His Huge Hamm Hock!

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Jon Hamm rocks sweatpants and penis outline while walking his doggy dog!

Jon Hamm might have to change his name to Jon Hot Dog after he was spotted out and about yesterday afternoon.

You know, because his dog looked like he was overheating and panting due to the warm LA weather….

Oh, and also we could clearly see the outline of his penis through his sweatpants. You know, the Hamm hock in his jock.

He was out for a walk with his lovely lover Jennifer Westfeldt and their doggy dog near their home.

It started out innocently enough, with us noticing he was dressed down and comfy, rocking some baggy sweats.

Then we spotted his cellphone clearly outlined in his pocket… was it an iPhone 5 or is that some sort of Android?

While pondering the great cell phone mystery, our eyes just happened to wander upwards and we spotted another outline… is that… is that his penis???

At first we thought he might have accidentally stolen a cucumber from a nearby produce stand until we remembered his passion for going sans underwearz!

It's comfortable for and him, wonderful for us. It's win-winween! LOLz!

Check out some more pics (below) to see the hunky man's hunky hunk of junk!

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Justin Bieber Is Locking Police Out Of His Phone, But ANOTHER Search Warrant Might Change That!

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Biebsy, you can only fight the law for so long!

Rules in Canada might be different, but just because you don't want to do something for police here, doesn't mean you don't have to do it!

And Justin Bieber might finally learn that as police are apparently determined to get into his cell phone.

While L.A. County Sheriff's deputies confiscated the phone during the raid in order to see if there were any texts about the egging sitch, our lil' troublemaker has refused to hand over the password to unlock the phone. And it seems the eggs were the only things cracking because police have yet to crack the code to all of Biebsy's secrets!

But like we said, just because JB doesn't want to turn over the password doesn't mean he won't have to. Police are apparently prepared to get a search warrant to get into the phone!

And you know what that means…

…access to

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Justin Bieber's Phone Was Confiscated During Cop Raid! What Will They Find??!

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Oh shizzzzz!

Deportation isn't the only thing Justin Bieber should be afraid of!

The egg-throwing prankster's life could be even more scrambled up after the cops confiscated his phone during the raid on his Calabasas mansion on Tuesday!

Supposedly the Bieby is worried that the po-po could find drug-related texts and scandalous nekkid snaps!

For someone who serenades his grandma in the buff, we can't say we'd be surprised! LOLz!

But believe it or not, law enforcement

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Sofia Vergara Beautifully Chats Her Way Out Of LAX After A Relaxing Holiday Vacay!

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Thank goodness she's back from her tropical vacation

Because Sofia Vergara's heat is needed in the polar vortex El Lay, STAT!

LOLz!

The Modern Family stunner is back to Hollywood just in time to promote the new ABC series she's executive producing called Killer Women!

Perhaps she was on an important business call about the show as she exited LAX on Sunday afternoon!

That, or she couldn't wait to share some exciting news with a pal.

Soooo muy bonita, even when traveling!

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Simon Cowell Can't Decide Which Phone To Use - Settles On Both! Fill In The Blank!

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Simon Cowell spotted speaking on two phones at once

Wait, has no one ever told Simon Cowell there's such a thing as three-way calling?!?!

Maybe he just couldn't decide between a Blackberry or an iPhone?!

The X Factor judge was spotted on a yacht in St. Barts talking on two different cell phones at the same time!

Ooooh! Maybe he was dropping some juicy news about his baby momma?!?

Hmmm… Simon's two-cell-phone-worthy news was probably ______________ !!

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