Blow out the candles, put down the lube, disengage the nipple clamps, and STEP AWAY FROM THE SMARTPHONE because nothing is as you thought it was!!!
Santa is a lie! Most kids don't even have a chimney! The Wizard of Oz? A lie! Dorothy was dreaming the whole time!
And sexting? Well, turns out that's a lie, too!!!
the School for Shattering Wonderful Myths Indiana University-Purdue University conducted a recent study and sexting apparently isn't all that it pretends to be!
According to the data they collected, 48% of sexters are so full of crap that they could get a job in fertilizer sales! The study polled 155 students and, of those who admit to sexting, a whopping two-thirds admitted that they lied while doing it!
Most say they lied during sexting to satiate their partner, but weren't nearly as interested as they let on!
Ugh! Seriously?! That's enough to make our digital dong shrivel!
The study's author, Michelle Drouin, explained why SMS communication is a medium ripe for manipulation. She said:
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