WELCOME TO THE FIRST TABLOID SHOW OF 2013!!!
With the world still in tact and the celebrities still prancing around Tinsel Town like the modern greek gods and goddesses they are, the tabloid business is churning harder than ever for that delicious juice!
So apparently Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to Cabo to elope. We already discussed this a lil' bit… about how their plans to secretly exchange vows were spoiled by their pics being leaked.
But with that latest KISSY FACE photo, clearly they're not that upset. You know… if they were really planning on eloping anyways. And we're kinda doubting that one… we're sure they got the memo about Brangelina's possible Caribbean Christmas ceremony.
The ever-interesting National Enquirer is showcasing the effects of Hollywood's best and worst diets! And since we all know your New Year's resolutions deal with body shape, some of these might be good to note!
You definitely don't wanna do anything in excess!
Any ideas who the bodies belong to on the cover (above)?? Obviously we wish health for them all, but major snaps to Kelly Osbourne for looking FABULOUS and HAPPY!
SPEAKING OF WEIGHTY ISSUES…
Kourtney Kardashian is going into even MORE detail on her post-baby health regimen! Gurl lost her baby weight and then some! But HOW did she do it!?! And HOW can people do it without a personal trainer?? Maybe UsWeekly has even MORE ultimate answers. LOLz!
MOVING ON TO MORE SCANDALOUS DRAMA…
Despite their various attempts to convince you of a happy marriage, Bruce and Kris Jenner are plagued
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