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R. Kelly Is Getting Trapped In The BROADWAY Closet!

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JOY TO THE WORLD!

Trapped In The Closet is going to Broadway!

Wait… WHAT!?!

On Monday, R. Kelly told a packed house of Closet enthusiasts that he's taking the hip-hopera to the Big Apple with Broadway dreams.

Making their dreams come true, he told the audience:

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Heidi Montag and Jason Biggs Writing Romance Novel On Twitter….Right Now!

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If you aren't consistently refreshing Jason Biggs and Heidi Montags' Twitter pages right now, then you are MISSING OUT!

Here's what Heidi and Jason have written so far:

Heidi's Romance Novel, Chapter 1: @biggsjason sits seductively on a tiger skin rug, wearing nothing but a yarmulke..

Heidi's Romance Novel, Ch.2: Heidi n Jason walk on beach @ sunset singing songs from Supernatural 2 each other. Gently. Softly.

#HMRomNovel Ch3: Heidi & @biggsjason jet off to a chalet in the Alps to recover the stolen microchip from the KGB.

#HMRomNovel Ch4: @heidimontag n I in Elizabethan England, 2 star crossed lovers from feuding families who speak 2 each other only in sonnets

#HMRomNovel ch5: @biggsjason courts Heidi against the backdrop of the burning of Civil War Atlanta. He doesn't even give a damn.

#HMRomNovel Ch6: Jason's faithful palomino, Bianco, accidentally kicks @heidimontag n Jason rushes 2 her aid, a true knight in shining armor

This is HIGHlariously wonderful! We want more!!!

Refresh…refresh…refresh…

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Roseanne Preps Third Book!

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Oh, this ought to be a trip and a half!

Roseanne Barr has written her third novel, called Roseannearchy: Dispatches From The Nut Farm, in which she chronicles the trials and tribulations of being a mother, and well, Roseanne!

The book is set to be released in January, and will feature some HIGHlarious chapter names like "Bipolar, Paranoid, Obsessive-Compulsive, Jewish and Mormon" and "Eat, Pray, Shit, Shower and Shave."

WHOA. She's not holding back! LOLz!

We think it's DEFINITELY worth a read!

What do U think?? Will U pick up Roseanne's new book??

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