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CW's Capture Equals Hunger Games Plus Tag…But Mostly Tag!

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The CW hoped that the ratings were ever in their favor last night.

The premiere of Capture was on Tuesday, a show which is essentially an enormous game of tag, but that's billed as the Hunger Games incarnate, except that no one dies and uh, there are literally no mutations! Say wha?! (Cue: sad trombone music)

However, the host of the show, Luke Tipple, CAN shut down zones of the enormous 4,000 acre arena, just like the Hunger Games Game Maker, and the contestants DO wear polymer onesies, just like the Hunger Games, but is it the Hunger Games? Not really.

It's like saying "hey, let's make the Hunger Games, take out all the violence, and deathly booby traps, and poisonous berries, and add the CW instead."

Whatevs! We'll probably be hooked with the show anyway, seeing how we have to wait until November for Catching Fire to come out!

Heck, CW, we'll volunteer…we'll volunteer as tribute!

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Bat Dog For Yankees' Minor League Team Trenton Thunder Dies At 13

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Aww, that's so sad!

Chase was a bat-retrieving golden retriever for the Trenton Thunder, the New Jersey based Double-A minor league team for the New York Yankees. He just passed away at the ripe, old age of 13.

The cute doggy would run out to the batter's box and pick up bats with his mouth and bring them back to the dugout.

He'd even carry a basket full of chilled water bottles to the umpires!

Sadly, Chase was diagnosed with a form of lymphoma earlier this year.

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Kourtney Kardashian Chases Scott Disick Around With A Fake Peen!!

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Leave it to the Kardashians to make dildos look like child’s play, LOLz!!

In case you missed Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian chased Scott Disick around with a strap-on dildo in a modified version of adult tag.

At least that’s what looked like what was going on!

So what led to this rather inneresting occurrence?

Scott D tried to encourage Kourtney K to have anal sex with him, much to her horror. Thankfully, Khloe Kardashian had the brilliant idea of getting Kourtney to ask the same of Scott!

But since Kourt obvi wouldn’t have a real peen to use on Scott's back door, Khloe gave her a fake one to try. Kourtney ended up chasing Scott around the house wearing the strap-on, thus turning Scott’s initial tease of:

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Chris Prine, Zoe Saldana & Zachary Quinto Barely Escape In NEW Star Trek Clip! Watch HERE!

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Captain Kirk, Spock, and Uhura are on the run in the latest Star Trek: Into Darkness clip to air on the Interweb.

The film, that hits theaters in just a few weeks, features main stars Chris Pine, Zoe Saldana, and Zachary Quinto in a bit of a tight squeeze as they attempt to escape from one scary chase!

Ch-ch-check out the thrilling new video …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Cops Chase Kangaroo Around Australian Airport!

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In Australia's Melbourne Airport there was an unexpected guest running around.

They weren't causing a lot of panic or anything though… because it wasn't a person!

A cute kangaroo was hopping around the place!

The roo hopped around security guards for almost two hours!

Finally, a wildlife officer was called in to tranquilize the little guy with a dart gun and then re-release him into the wild.

Yay! Happy ending!

Check out the video (above) to see the cutie running circles around the cops!

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