Yeah, so do we!
Much like a broken toilet at Jim's Curry Palace, however, Rob was full of stanky s**t!
It turns out Rob dumped Rita after he learned she was doing the nasty with the one secret lover we would never, ever, ever expect!
Was it Richard Simmons?!
Nope! Even crazier!!
Yeah, you read that right. Jonah motherlovin' Hill!
The insider revealed: