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Pixar SHOCKS Parents With Scary First Teaser For Cars 3! Watch!

Filed under: Film FlickersDisneyOwen WilsonInjuryNASCARScary!Stuff 4 Kidz

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From this moment… everything will change.

While Cars 2 didn't quite live up to the hype set by the original movie, it looks like Pixar is going in a completely new direction for Cars 3!

That's because the first teaser trailer for the Disney sequel dropped on Monday… and it looks downright adult!

Video: Disney Drops First Trailer For Live Action Beauty & The Beast!

Not only is the animation itself noticeably sharper — and therefore less cartoon-y — but the minute-long clip doesn't even feature a single joke from Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, Bonnie Hunt, or Cheech Marin.

No, in place of comedy, the preview doubles down on drama as Lightning McQueen seemingly gets into a life-altering car crash!!!

We're sure it'll end up being family friendly in time for its June 16, 2017 debut… but right now, we're thinking this might be one for just the 'rents.

Ch-ch-check out your first look at Cars 3 (below)!!!

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Cheech's Ex-Wife Denied Protection Order

Filed under: Legal Matters

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No proof, no protection. Simple as that.

Cheech Marin's ex-wife, Patti Heidi, recently asked to have a restraining order put in place, restricting Cheech's access to her after an allegedly bitter fight.

In her request, she claimed that Cheech had been violent towards her in the past and insisted that more recently, Cheech screamed, "F**k you" at her during an intense property dispute. (She lives right next door to him in El Lay. Maybe not the smartest decision.)

However, when the matter went before a judge today, it was ruled there was not enough evidence to grant the order. Following the hearing, Cheech issued a statement on the matter, saying:

"It feels good to be vindicated by the judicial system. I wish my ex-wife well … just not next door to me, where she lives now."

Yeah, you guys might want to change up that arrangement…soon.

[Image via WENN.]

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LOLhan's Naked Almost The Whole Time In Machete!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanFilm Flickers

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What an inspiring and nuanced return to cinematic greatness!

Although not much has been revealed about Lindsanity LOLhan's role in Robert Rodriguez's Machete - her first film since the direct-to-ABC Family Labor Pains - a tipster recently revealed that the hard-pAArtying wacktress truly sinks her teeth into an extremely significant role!

They write:

I saw Machete. It's really well-executed exploitation… but Lindsay is barely in it. She's nude almost the whole time (except for the "nun with a gun" scene), and she has a videotaped ménage à trois with her mother (not Dina) and Danny Trejo in a pool. Her father pulls her out of a drug den type situation and confesses (to priest Cheech Marin) to lustful thoughts about his daughter. "i just wish she'd look at me as more of a man." I don't know if the small role was tailored to her… But. Yeah.

Ha! Amazing!

It must have been difficult to inhabit such a deeply layered and complex role!

Or, you know, she should probably just skip playing a porn star in Inferno and segue straight over into the real thing!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

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