What horrible, backwards Twilight Zone have we found ourselves in?!
Charlie Sheen has reportedly threatened legal action against Cheetahs Club in New York, because he is furious that the strip joint not only named their VIP room after the actor, but offers its 'high-class' customers sushi…off the naked bodies of their ladies!
And the most bizarre part?!
The MaSheen claims that their usage of his name is damaging to his REPUTATION! Let that sink in for a bit!
As the owner justifiably questions: