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Someone Spent Almost $100,000 On A Cheeto That Looks Like Harambe!

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Do the proceeds go to ACLU or something??

Someone bid nearly $100,000 — $99,990 to be exact — for a Flamin' Hot Cheeto that people think looks like Harambe. You know, the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla that was shot and killed after a small boy fell into his enclosure… and later turned into an Internet sensation.

Related: Harambe Scored A LOT Of Votes In The Presidential Election!

This is a real thing, people.

Since we realize how wholly unbelievable this is, here's a snapshot of the eBay auction:

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CafePress Removes T-Shirt Calling Donald Trump A 'Cheeto-Faced Sh*tgibbon' — But Not For The Legal Reason You'd Expect…

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This is the best!!

Donald Trump has been having a pretty bad few days in the press, thanks in no small part to his weird trip to Scotland to talk about his new golf course — in the midst of the presidential election in America AND Brexit in the UK.

Related: No One Wants To Speak At Trump's Convention!

Well, all that bad press — and some of Trump's gaffes — have gotten him the attention of some hilarious Twitter users and, in turn, a REALLY funny t-shirt!

People insulting The Donald on Twitter aren't exactly a new phenomenon, so when he gets NSFW tweets like these (below), that's pretty common:

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Trumping Is The HIGHlarious New Makeup Trend That Is Guaranteed To Make Your Face Great Again — Watch The Funny Tutorial HERE!

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This is absolutely brilliant!!

Everybody needs to take a page from Tess Paras' book and get in on the new makeup trend that will soon sweep the nation: Trumping!!

Related: Farmer Sends Very Strong Message To Donald Trump!

The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend star got with YouTube comedy channel F-Comedy to do a different kind of makeup tutorial on Friday, and you've got to see what she did — aimed at Donald Trump — to believe it!

Ch-ch-check out the new makeup trend (below)!!!

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Rihanna And Her Friends Are Not Into Snack Shaming! Watch This Video Of The Singer Buying Some Munchies!!

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Rihanna may not be into cocaine, but she's not shy about her adoration for some good ol' Mary Jane. So, it's no surprise that she'd know how to do 4/20 right.

RiRi was recorded in a Duane Reade with some friends picking up some late night munchies — including Cheetos, Apple Jacks Cereal, and a few other snacking essentials.

[ Related: Rihanna Gets Political In Her American Oxygen Video! Watch The R8 Summit HERE! ]

The friend who was recording the rendezvous with the B*tch Better Have My Money singer totally called her out for getting too many snacks! Luckily, RiRi's bestie Melissa Forde was there to put a stop to the snack shaming.

This judgement-free snacking zone only proves that the songstress would be the perfect partner to celebrate 4/20 with. That, and the fact that she belts out the words to Aerosmith's Don't Wanna Miss A Thing on the car ride back.

Puff, puff, pass, RiRi! LOLz

Ch-ch-check out the recording (below) to see what it's like going on a snack run with Rihanna!

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Cheetos Introduces New Sweet Snack: Sweetos!!

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For 67 years, Cheetos have always been orange powdery puffs of cheesy goodness.

But not for much longer!

This mid-February, Cheetos is going to unveil a new product: Sweetos!

[ Related: Combine A Waffle & A Donut? Meet The Wonut! ]

Sweetos are what you might have already guessed… sweet Cheetos!

Frito-Lay's vice president of marketing Jeff Klein said:

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Miranda Lambert Shares Some Secret Food Swaps That Helped Her Lose 40 Pounds!

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Miranda Lambert found some tasty replacement foods for the diet that helped her lose 40 pounds!

Anyone who has tried to lose weight knows that one of the hardest parts of dieting is giving up the unhealthy, greasy goods we love so much!

Miranda Lambert learned this the hard way but saw FANTASTIC results when she had to give up her beloved Cheetos to achieve her 40 pound weight loss!

Well the country goddess had to give up a few more foods for her diet, but she managed to find yummy and healthy alternatives for each thing she gave up!

We've already heard about her low calorie

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We're Not Going To Lie: This Cheeto Looks Like A Dude Masturbating

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There's no way around it.

This is the most shocking revelation to ever come from a bag of Cheetos, and it's coming hard: someone found a Cheeto that looks like a man, standing up, masturbating his tiny Cheeto dong.

No joke.

Here's the NSFW pic:

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