Aww, this is almost too easy! Almost!!
There is low-lying fruit, there is fruit actually sitting on the ground, and then wayyyy below that, there are these poor Coachella hipsters sooo desperately hellbent on looking cool that they'd agree to anything if they thought it helped their chances!
Here comes Jimmy Kimmel, calling shenanigans on their poseur ways!
Ch-ch-check out his devious camera crew asking Coachella concert attendees about "bands so obscure they don't even exist" in the HIGHlarious clip (above)!
Ha! It's like stealing candy from a baby!
And then ridiculing the baby on national TV!