But… he looks so trustworthy!
He wove a tale of woe and self-pity centering around the recession and the courts forcing him to pay eight kids worth of child support to Kate instead of making rent, LOLz!!
We guess he was so broke he couldn't even afford to pay attention to the terms of his child support!
It turns out Jon doesn't owe ANY child support money at all!
According to Kate's lawyer, Cheryl Young, the dad isn't a deadbeat — just a dummy.