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Every now and then, when we think about Kate Gosselin and how obnoxious she is, we remember that she is a single mother with eight young meal tickets children and must be exhausted, so we almost forgive her for her famewhoring and all-around frigid bitchiness.

Almost.

The reality grouch took to her blog today to vent about being surrounded constantly by kids' dramz, and says:

"Help! Where is my referee uniform???? Honestly, this is every minute of every day in my house with eight kids!! OK, I'll admit it. There are the sweet moments of love and compassion to balance these never-ending stressful encounters, but for some reason, these unloving loud outbursts are what I tend to remember. I'm to the point where I hold up my hand and say, 'I'm not the complaint department, and I don't like how black and white stripes look on me, so go work it out. If you can't, I'll help you.' And I leave it to them. And I have a feeling there are many more jungle outbursts to be handled. Help me!!!!!!!!"

Oh, Kate!

We'd really like to sympathize, but then we remembered that you have an army of nannies to counterbalance your army of children!

We're sure it can't be THAT bad.

You almost had us there for a second! Nice try!

[Image via WENN.]

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