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Courtney Stodden, Her Hubby, & Her Giant Boobz Strap In For Some Disneyland Anniversary Fun!

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Where do most children want to go on special occasions?

DUH! Disneyland!

Which is why we are SO not shocked that child bride Courtney Stodden spent her 2 year wedding anniversary to Doug Hutchison at the magical kingdom.

And even though Disneyland is supposed to be a FAMILY friendly park, the trying-so-hard to be sexy 18 year old didn't seem to care that she was practically flashing parents and kiddies alike with her see-through white blouse.

Courtney and her hubby apparently enjoyed many of the parks rides…

And surprisingly, the safety bars for the more physics-defying attractions could actually FIT around Courtney's surgically enhanced mega-boobz! Score!

We wonder if the stripper pornstar actress model (?) also managed to defy physics by NOT falling the entire time she was teetering around the park in those RIDICULOUS platform heels.

That is quite a feat. Pun intended.

Ch-ch-check out TONS of pics of Courtney and her manlover at Disneyland (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

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Courtney Stodden Picks Playboy Over Porn!


Unfortunately, it looks as though Playboy has no interest in child brides!

That's right, while Courtney Stodden was reportedly inundated with various offers from porn companies to turn her sexually-charged Tweets into a reality when she turned 18 over the week, Doug Hutchison's lady love took to the social-networking site to assure the world that she's far more comfortable TEASING her uncomfortable, sometimes-lucid sensuality…and would instead be appearing in the pages of Playboy!

She wrote:


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24 Hours After Becoming Legal, Courtney Stodden Is Already Considering MULTIPLE Porn Offers!


We all knew this day would come!

Child bride Courtney Stodden has been counting down to her 18th birthday ever since she slithered onto the scene a little over a year ago, when she married at 16 to 52-year-old Doug Hutchison. Although she now can't tease her barely legal status with sexually uncomfortable Twitter posts, photo-shoots, and freakish Hello Kitty tributes, she may have an incredibly lucrative career awaiting her in PORN!

That's right, to the surprise of VIRTUALLY nobody, she's been reportedly "flooded" with offers from various adult film companies…and one already has a script written with her specifically in mind called Happily Humping My Hubby!

However, according to Courtney, the idea of her getting it on with other gentlemen caller is NOT something with which Doug is too thrilled!

But she still asserts:

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Courtney Stodden Is A Child Bride No More! Today Is Her 18th Birthday!

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The countdown is over, folks!

That's right, Courtney Stodden has turned 18 today!

The child bride of Doug Hutchison, who burst onto the scene and lick-looped her way into our hearts and nightmares only a little over a year ago, is now just a bride!

A bride who leaves little to the imagination while posing in pumpkin patches, coughs up furballs and uses a litter box in lucite heels, and masters the art of sexually uncomfortable alliteration every day on Twitter!

And in honor of such a glorious occasion, we think it's only appropriate to take a look back and share of our FAVORITE Courtney moments with all of you fine people (below)!

Thanks for the memories permanently burned into our brains which we can never escape!

Now excuse us, as we are 'sensuously straddling this pillow as sweet fantasies tenderly flutter like butterflies' in your honor!

Happy happy to you, gurl!

[Images via Courtney Stodden's Twitter.]

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Hello Kitty Courtney Stodden!

It appears that Courtney Stodden is expanding her demographic!

The 17-year-old aspiring reality starlet/child bride is no longer attempting to attract the, ahem, 'Toddlers & Tiaras' crowd, but now, also the furry community!

Ch-ch-check out her latest YouTube video, in which she channels her inner Hello Kitty (above)!

Okay, we love a good internet mess just as much as the next person, but seriously!

Can someone pull this girl and her stripper heels out of that litter box and drop her off at Social Services please?

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Can YOU Out-Dance Courtney Stodden?!

Well, it appears that she wants to find out!

Courtney Stodden recently dabbled her stripper-heeled feet into the music scene with a brand new single, Reality, and now, she'd like the world to also be aware of her numerous other talents…including her dance skills!

Ch-ch-check out child bride/reality wannabe challenging her fans to a DANCE-OFF against her while she simultaneously shows off her own moves (above)!

Of course, when we say 'moves,' we mean uncomfortable, stilted gyrating while never moving her lucite-clad feet and the standard, barely-lucid pout thing she does with her mouth!

So yeah! TOP that, America!

Betcha you can't!


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Courtney Stodden Learns About Love And Lust On New SINGLE! Check Out Reality HERE!

What a truly blessed day it has turned out to be!

As if the wonder that is Courtney Stodden isn't incredible all on her own, the 17-year-old child bride and aspiring reality starlet has released a brand new song, called Reality!

She explains (because it needed to be explained):

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