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Alison Gold Recites Some Painful ABCDEFGs! Watch The Nightmare Continue HERE!

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WTF!

We're horrified to report that Alison Gold's Chinese Food isn't her only musical creation.

If her chow me-me-mein wasn't enough for you, then feast your eyes on the oh so "delightful" ABCDEFG music video.

We know, the transition from take-out to a lesson in the alphabet could be a toughy, but don't worry because egg rolls totez make a cameo! HA!

But if Alison snacking down on the savory treat still isn't enough to give you teen terrors, the rest of the video will for sure make up for it with a puppet party and punch spiked by a giant man!

Yeah, that happens.

Ch-ch-check out Alison's sophomore snafu (above) if you dare!

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Alison Gold's Viral Hot Mess Chinese Food Breaks Into The Billboard Hot 100!

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WTF?!?!

Guess a bunch of people were diggin' the YouTube chow me-me-me-me-mein this week!

Alison Gold's viral weirdness that was Chinese Food has done something many musical acts never get the chance to…BREAK INTO THE EFFING BILLBOARD HOT 100!

Say whaaa?!

Actually, this song all about the love of Asian cooking came in at number 29!

Put your fried rice down and try not to choke—we understand the disbelief!

With over 11 million views and counting, this reincarnation of Rebecca Black is truly making a name for herself…and Panda Express!

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We Present To You The Next Rebecca Black — Except Worse! WATCH Chinese Food By Alison Gold HERE!!!

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Do you love chow me-me-me-mein?

Well, Alison Gold does!!!

Youtube has presented us with the next Rebecca Black, except instead of serenading the general public about how great Friday is, we are soothed to the lyrical mastery of how amazing Chinese Food is.

It's just… a big ball of NO.

Let's hope that Patrice Wilson, owner of Ark Music Factory and writer of this AWFUL song, is just trying to troll the internet or something and doesn't ACTUALLY think this is okay!!

Ch-ch-check out some of things we find wrong with the video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Chow Down On Chinese At Mr. Chow!

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Nobody knows how to stuff a woman quite like Adam Levine!

The seksi singer from Maroon 5 took his fiancée Behati Prinsloo out for a sumptuous supper at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night!

Mmmm! Chinese food!

The two were snapped leaving the restaurant walking hand-in-hand with what we're sure were some very FULL bellies!

Adam certainly didn't dress up for their date night, wearing jeans, a T, Nike sneakers and a baseball cap.

Behati went with basic black, showing off a sleek jumpsuit and leather jacket for her night out on the town!

We wonder what their fortune cookies told them at the end of the meal?!

We predict a life of love and happiness! Aww!

[Image via PER/FameFlynet Pictures.]

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Halle Berry Feeds Her Baby Bump Chinese Food!

pregnant halle berry and friend spotted leaving chinese restaurant in west hollywood

Nothing like some quality mother-son bonding!

Halle Berry hasn't let a little thing like pregnancy keep her from her extremely busy schedule, but she's made sure to bring her baby bump with her everywhere she goes!

Most recently, the two were spotted grabbing a very yummy lunch with a friend at Chin Chin chinese restaurant in West Hollywood!

We're guessing the food was strictly for the baby, because the expecting actress has still managed to look STUNNING even though she's about 5 months along with her pregnancy!

Seriously, Halle is glowing more than the neon-colored orange chicken she was munching on earlier! LOLz!

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