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Alison Gold Recites Some Painful ABCDEFGs! Watch The Nightmare Continue HERE!

WTF!

We're horrified to report that Alison Gold's Chinese Food isn't her only musical creation.

If her chow me-me-mein wasn't enough for you, then feast your eyes on the oh so "delightful" ABCDEFG music video.

We know, the transition from take-out to a lesson in the alphabet could be a toughy, but don't worry because egg rolls totez make a cameo! HA!

But if Alison snacking down on the savory treat still isn't enough to give you teen terrors, the rest of the video will for sure make up for it with a puppet party and punch spiked by a giant man!

Yeah, that happens.

Ch-ch-check out Alison's sophomore snafu (above) if you dare!

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Alison Gold's Viral Hot Mess Chinese Food Breaks Into The Billboard Hot 100!

WTF?!?!

Guess a bunch of people were diggin' the YouTube chow me-me-me-me-mein this week!

Alison Gold's viral weirdness that was Chinese Food has done something many musical acts never get the chance to…BREAK INTO THE EFFING BILLBOARD HOT 100!

Say whaaa?!

Actually, this song all about the love of Asian cooking came in at number 29!

Put your fried rice down and try not to choke—we understand the disbelief!

With over 11 million views and counting, this reincarnation of Rebecca Black is truly making a name for herself…and Panda Express!

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We Present To You The Next Rebecca Black — Except Worse! WATCH Chinese Food By Alison Gold HERE!!!

Do you love chow me-me-me-mein?

Well, Alison Gold does!!!

Youtube has presented us with the next Rebecca Black, except instead of serenading the general public about how great Friday is, we are soothed to the lyrical mastery of how amazing Chinese Food is.

It's just… a big ball of NO.

Let's hope that Patrice Wilson, owner of Ark Music Factory and writer of this AWFUL song, is just trying to troll the internet or something and doesn't ACTUALLY think this is okay!!

Ch-ch-check out some of things we find wrong with the video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Chow Down On Chinese At Mr. Chow!

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Nobody knows how to stuff a woman quite like Adam Levine!

The seksi singer from Maroon 5 took his fiancée Behati Prinsloo out for a sumptuous supper at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night!

Mmmm! Chinese food!

The two were snapped leaving the restaurant walking hand-in-hand with what we're sure were some very FULL bellies!

Adam certainly didn't dress up for their date night, wearing jeans, a T, Nike sneakers and a baseball cap.

Behati went with basic black, showing off a sleek jumpsuit and leather jacket for her night out on the town!

We wonder what their fortune cookies told them at the end of the meal?!

We predict a life of love and happiness! Aww!

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Halle Berry Feeds Her Baby Bump Chinese Food!

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Nothing like some quality mother-son bonding!

Halle Berry hasn't let a little thing like pregnancy keep her from her extremely busy schedule, but she's made sure to bring her baby bump with her everywhere she goes!

Most recently, the two were spotted grabbing a very yummy lunch with a friend at Chin Chin chinese restaurant in West Hollywood!

We're guessing the food was strictly for the baby, because the expecting actress has still managed to look STUNNING even though she's about 5 months along with her pregnancy!

Seriously, Halle is glowing more than the neon-colored orange chicken she was munching on earlier! LOLz!

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Scarlett Johansson Runs Away From Heartbreak And Rebounds With General Tso!

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Some people prescribe exercise for a broken heart, as cardiovascular activity releases chemicals in the brain that help bring about happiness!

Others prefer to stuff their faces and eat their cares away!

Scarlett Johansson? She goes both ways!!

The recently single beauty was caught picking up Chinese food for one — aww — in NYC yesterday after a strenuous workout at the gym!

The Black Widow disposed of ex-boyfriend Nate Taylor recently and this is one of the first times she's shown her face in public since the tragic split!

ScarJo looks happy and healthy, though! We're proud of her for rebounding so quickly!

We wonder what fortune they stuffed inside your cookie, girl,!

Hopefully it was something helpful like split like "happiness is an inside job" or maybe "go call Jared Leto immediately," LOLz!!

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Lindsay Kicks Michael Lohan Out Of Her Apartment!

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Even though Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael Lohan were spotted spending time together a few days ago, it seems that Michael may be trying to move things too fast in their father and daughter relationship.

While Lindsay was back in L.A. for a day on a pass for good behavior, sources say that Michael showed up at her apartment unannounced to bring her Chinese food.

Lindsay was not happy with his surprise visit and called security to make Michael leave, which he did without a fuss.

Unfortunately, looks like the damage is already done though because the visit from her father made Lindsay upset.

Michael needs to slow things down. This isn't about him or publicity. This about his daughter's recovery. We just hope this wasn't a setback for her.

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