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To all the straight ladies and gay boys who once had a Steve Sanders stripping fantasy, prepare yourselves…

Because original 90210 hunkster Ian Ziering has agreed to perform as guest stripper for the Las Vegas chapter of the infamous hip-thrusting Chippendales!

The father of two is scheduled to portray his (almost) naked self throughout most of June at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino…

Unfortunately, no news yet as to whether or not he'll let his peen out to play!

Ah well, we guess we'll just HAVE to buy a ticket and find out person to penis person!

LOLzz!

Tags: 90210, chippendales, dancing, ian ziering, las vegas, naked, steve sanders, stripping

Sorry folks!

Bret Michaels WILL NOT be shaking his ASSets for the illustrious Chippendales.

The rocker with the rock hard abs has turned down an offer to guest host the beefy, barely-clothed dance troupe in Las Vegas.

Why would Bret turn down such an honor??!

While Bret was flattered by the proposal, he has already committed to the Travel Channel TV series, Rocky My RV.

Although we're disappointed, we can't say we disagree with his decision.

Bret has tons of experience with reality TV at this point and even though he has plenty of stage presence, as evident from his Poison days, he has never done anything of this sort!

Looks like Bret is into smart, not sexy moves..unless it's a woman doing the shaking! LOLz.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: bret michaels, chippendales, decline, guest hosting, las vegas, reality tv, rejection, rock my rv, travel channel

LOLz!! We wish!!

Although we can tell you this: Ex-Chippendale’s super stud Lind Walter is suing his former Sin City employers for wrongful termination!

The model/professional bodybuilder claims his nasty female boss was always riding him, err… figuratively, and that the company eventually took him off the “take it off” tour for no good reason!

Lind wants jurors to tuck a few extra bills into his, uhh, legal briefs because the company continued to use his likeness on advertising and merchandise without his permission!!

The most entertaining way to reach a verdict is

Tags: chippendales, joey lawrence, legal matters, mud wrestling, pay per view, sin city, whoa

Will we be expected to tip the thespians??

Are you disappointed your Magic Mike ticket won’t come with a complimentary lap dance?

Are you fuming because there isn’t even a theater where you can watch Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey spin around their baloney ponies in IMAX or 3-D??

Good news — now you can get up-close and personal with some half-nekkid honeys!

Screenwriter Reid Carolin is developing a musical version of Tatum’s bare-naked story!

Tags: broadway magic mike the musical, channing tatum, chippendales, magic mike, matthew mcconaughey, reid carolin

Nickelodeon should have called it Clarissa Explains Nothing And Reaches An Undisclosed Settlement!! Ha!

A newly rich ex-agent Kieran Maguire likely received a fat, cash-filled envelope yesterday, after settling a lawsuit with former client Melissa Joan Hart.

He claimed she withheld his rightful commission from her Melissa & Joey earnings and, since she didn't fight him in court, we're just going to take his word for it.

We wonder if she kept cash on the side for one of co-star Joey Lawrence's seksy Chippendales shows?? LOLz!!

More distressing was the actual wording of the former agent's complaint against her.

The statement began:

Tags: chippendales, clarissa explains it all, joey lawrence, kieran maguire, melissa joan hart, nickelodeon, settlement, terrible puns

These truly are harsh economic times!

Short on cash, Joey Lawrence is taking his talents to Chippendales in Vegas!!

Yup! You read that right.

The 36-year-old former child star signed will sing, dance, and strip down to just his skivvies bow tie at The Rio this June.

Just a few short years ago Mayim Bialik was out of a job and now she’s back on network TV making dough with her dignity clothes still intact!

Joey isn't

Tags: 98 degrees, blossom, chippendales, joey lawrence, las vegas, mayim bialik

Yeah. This sounds about right.

Former Bachelor Jake Pavelka is following in the footsteps of former 98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons and Ronnie from Jersey Shore as the new celebrity emcee of Chippendales at the Rio in Las Vegas, starting February 23rd!

Apparently, this is a pretty big deal because he's getting his own dressing room, he won't be wearing the cuff and collar, and he's not even required to take his clothes off!

Lame!

Would people still want to see him if he didn't?

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: chippendales, diva demands, host, jake pavelka, the bachelor