We'll take that with a side of heart attack, please!
Check out the latest reason America is a scary-ass place - a Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger, which made its debut at the Wisconsin State Fair this summer!
The $5 monstrosity - created by Nathan Morrissey of Machine Head restaurant - apparently is a normal cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme doughnut instead of a bun, and is topped with chocolate-covered bacon and clocks in at about 1,000 calories!
YUM! Can you imagine how quickly that shiz sinks to the bottom of your stomach?
We'd probably keel over and die after two bites!
[Image via Brad Vest.]
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