At least you gave it the old college try, Lindsay!
Looks like the judge isn't buying it, because Lindsay WILL be forced to appear in court tomorrow, at which time we'll likely see if this case goes to trial.
It kind of stinks to have to go to court on Good Friday, but hey! If things don't go so well, at least it's Easter weekend and she can have some delicious candy to make herself feel better.
Nothing eases the pain like Reese's eggs, chocolate dipped Peeps, and Hershey's kisses with holiday-appropriate colors!
Good luck, Lindz!
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