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A New App That Teaches How To Tongue A Lady…By Having You Lick Your Phone First! Ewww!

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See if you can get through this post without dry heaving…

There’s a new app out called Lick This that promises to teach those who…ahem…dive for pearls in the bedroom, how to hit their lady’s sunken treasure juuuuust right.

Hey, we’re all for personal pleasure! But the way this app is training your tongue to be better at oral sex…is by having you practice on your phone first!

Chyeah. Going down on your GROSS phone!

HUUUUURL!

You may not know this but cell phones are DISGUSTING! Think of where that thing has been! Now you’re going to put your mouth on it?!

Um…no thanks!

But, if you are desperate enough to need some taco tickle training, we suggest you Lysol wipe your mobile before you start eating it out!

HUUUUUURL!

Anyway, the app features several practice lessons, including

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