Look, it's a dress that doubles as a beer can holder!
Emma Watson probably felt it was only appropriate to wear a Raf Simons creation at the Dior Haute Couture presentation today in Paris, and so she had to make do with this tattered, unfinished-looking frock.
It probably wouldn't even seem so weird if it had a second strap, but it sadly does not.
And while the half-moon cut-outs on the sheer skirt are an interesting detail, they also look too much like those plastic six-pack rings that we were all taught to cut before throwing away because a poor animal could get its head stuck in them and slowly suffocate to death.
Now, if that's the image Emma wants to project with her clothing, we can't stop her.
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