Imagine you are on a hot air balloon ride when suddenly the balloon rips and you plummet to the ground.
Also, you are naked because that's how you ride hot air balloons, no big deal.
Upon landing miraculously on the ground all safe and sound, you remember your presence is expected at the Christian Dior boutique opening in Sydney.
So you wrap that torn-up hot air balloon around your torso and walk onto that red carpet like a boss!
This highly implausible scenario is probably exactly what happened to model slash actress Isabel Lucas on Thursday.
What other explanation can there be, y'all?!
The 28-year-old looked uncomfortable and awkward in a Dior strapless organza dress with waterfall skirt, which probably would've looked weird on pretty much anyone!
Then again, her flat hair and bored pose didn't do her any favors, either.
[Image via Getty Images.]