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Intolerant Christian Families Finally Have An Anti-Gay Boy Scout Alternative For Their Soon-To-Be Intolerant Christian Kids!

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Are you the head of a super intolerant household who is TERRIFIED because your anachronistic ways are no longer en vogue and your xenophobia is being systematically marginalized?

Well, we've got good news! There's still a place for you and the innocent children you're so desperate to turn into full grown d-bags!

It's called Trail Life USA and it's pretty similar to the Boy Scouts of America, except that the founders are misappropriating the tenants of Christianity to exclude openly gay members!

Yeah, because camping trips with boys in neckerchiefs is no place for homosexuals! LOLz!!

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ESPN Analyst Calls Openly Gay Athlete A Non-Christian Sinner 'Walking In Open Rebellion To God'!

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Jason Collins is gay and he's out and he's comfortable in his own skin… and we couldn't be more proud of the courage he's shown!

In fact, when the NBA vet shocked the world with his historic Sports Illustrated revelation today, the vast majority of the his colleagues' reactions were kind, genuine, and accepting!

Unfortunately, it only takes one or two rotten apples to spoil the whole bunch!

First Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace tweeted ignorant comments toward Jason and now ESPN's premiere NBA analyst Chris Broussard has taken the intolerance to the next level!!

Ch-ch-check out his unfathomable statements on ESPN's Outside the Lines (above)!

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Pope Francis I Gets The Keys To Vatican City! See The Video HERE!

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In case you've been living under a non-demoniational rock, there's a new Pope in town!

The Vatican unveiled Pope Francis I to millions of super-stoked Catholics today and, for the sinners out there who were feeling too sloth-like to turn on their TVs, the ceremony was a sweet-as-ballz cross between a State of the Union address and a Madonna concert!

Ha! We wish we could've been backstage for that!

Pr-pr-press PLAY on the perfectly charming papal video (above) and watch P. Frank Uno lead his flock in a FIERCE prayer!

The Argentinian known just yesterday as Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio has only one lung, but was mercifully blessed with a double helping of soul!

His Holiness, sadly, didn't reveal the ONE crucial detail we were chomping at the bit to learn: his new Twitter handle!!!

Oh well, we'll probably find out soon enough. Patience is a virtue, LOLz!

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Rainn Wilson DESTROYS Angus T. Jones In Office 'Filth' Parody!

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SLAM!

That's the sound of Angus T. Jones getting served like a Pete Sampras tennis ball!

Fresh off the Two and a Half Men star's deity-driven meltdown of awkwardness and self-loathing comes this EPIC Rainn Wilson spoof!

Ch-ch-check out Dwight Schrute from The Office remixing Angus' infamous monologue rant (above), calling his own show vile "filth."

The only differences between the two versions? This mock video is intentionally funny!

Oh, and the awesomely stoic Craig Robinson.

We loves it!!

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Joe Simpson Denies He's Gay! Calls The Multiple Reports "Ridiculous!"

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Well…he's certainly handling this debacle just as we anticipated he would!

Despite more and more reports surfacing that Joe Simpson has been come out of the closet to his family after not only being caught in an affair with 21-year-old year old wannabe actor Bryce Chandler Hill, but with a paid escort, sources close to the former pastor recently revealed that out of fear of damaging his reputation as a Christian and to protect wife Tina and daughters Jessica and Ashlee from further embarrassment, he would NEVER publicly admit to being gay!

And lo and behold, that's EXACTLY what he's doing!

Sources who have spoken with Simpson have revealed that he's

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Christian Church Refuses To Bury 74 Year-Old Lesbian

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Danish Lesbian Denied Funeral Because Of Sexual Preference

This is absolutely heartbreaking!!

After a sweet, 74-year-old Danish woman passed away recently, her lesbian partner of 20 years and deceased’s daughter Kirsten Østergaard took her to be buried at the local Christian church.

Sounds normal, right??

Well the church administration was NOT having it. Mama Østergaard was flatly denied a burial because she was gay!!!

Whaaat??? E tu, Europe??

Kristen was OUTRAGED, and rightly so. She discussed their interaction with the church official:

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Dan Savage Offends Some Christian Teens

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UGH.

Dan Savage, writer and creator of the It Get's Better campaign, encountered a walkout during his speech at the National High School Journalist Conference in Seattle, when he said, "We can learn to ignore the bull—t in the Bible about gay people."

Knowing Savage as we do, we know he wasn't saying Christianity was bullish** or that religion in general is bullish**. He was merely pointing out that certain aspects of the Bible are outdated and simply wrong — specifically anti-gay sentiments — which makeup perhaps .00009% of the text.

Click (above) to see the whole messy business go down!

Savage later called the walk-out

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