Christie Dawn Harris doesn't need pockets!
She stores knick-knacks in the holes God gave her!
The 28-year-old woman was arrested yesterday in Oklahoma while loitering in a parking lot with drugs and related paraphernalia, but the real craziness is what happened after cops made her change into prison garb!
When she stripped naked, one cop noticed something unusual — a gun sticking a few inches out of Christie's vajayjay!
In the arrest report, the booking officer stated: