Move over 50 Shades of Grey!
Soccer moms have more Twilight-inspired erotica to choose from than ever before!
Christina Lauren's Beautiful Bastard, a devilishly depraved cross between a hardcore porn and a very special episode of The Office, is hitting bookshelves next week and the publisher just released the entire first chapter for us fetish-friendly fiends to feast on!!
We skimmed through the first 18 pages, and you won't believe what happens!!
The naughty novel opens…