Oh, what a proud day for women everywhere.
Joe Francis has apparently found someone to tolerate him for more than 30 seconds at a time, and he intends to marry her!
The lucky lady is surprisingly not a cracked out stripper who confused him for someone worthwhile, but actually CBS reporter Christina McLarty!
And, the more and more we think about this, it has to be some sort of joke or stunt, because apparently Quincy Jones has agreed to be his best man!
WTF? Have we been transported to some awful, nightmarish reality?? There's no way this can actually be happening.
"We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don't believe it's appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States. The weekend will be fun, luxurious and filled with lots of surprises. This will be a nontraditional celebration of love, family and friends."
Yeah, right. Nontraditional.
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