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Chuck Norris One-Ups Jean-Claude Van Damme With This Holiday Greeting!

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Here's something to think about:

When Chuck Norris was 20 years old, Jean-Claude Van Damme was born. Meaning, when JCVD was 20, Chuck was already 40!! TWENTY YEARS APART!

So when you take into consideration that JCVD did his now famous semi-truck split (watch it HERE) for Volvo at 53 years old… well, Chuck Norris did his JET SPLIT at 73 (below)!!

Holy shizz — this is the best holiday greeting ever!

It's just too bad the Chuck Norris in the video isn't real — a Hungarian production house named Delov Digital seems to be behind this! LOLz! Still, it's worth a HIGHlarious watch (above)!!!

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Celebrities Who Have Served In The Military!

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Atten-hut!!!

Before Morgan Freeman became a narrator extraordinaire/played God/told all of America that they were going to get hit by a comet in Deep Impact, he served in the Air Force!

As we wish everyone currently serving in the armed forces and those who have served in the past a very happy Veterans Day, we'd like to take a moment to honor those celebrities who have also worn a uniform off-screen!

To all our military personnel past and present, we thank you for your service!

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Guess The Celebrity: Chuck Norris Beard Edition!

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FACT - Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate his own birthday. The world does.

But what famous female considers this beard, aviator and trucker cap combo to be the best birthday gift ever???

She tweeted a thank you message to her bro that read:

"Best birthday present from my bro @MelvinKearney"

Can you guess which Hollywood hottie has a serious facial hair problem?

Find out who the masked Texas Ranger is…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Chuck Norris Has A Tebowner For Tim Tebow!

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Chuck Norris is a staunch Republican with very conservative views. Tim Tebow is pretty conservative too. Why WOULDN'T we expect Walker Texas Ranger to be a fan??

You KNOW something is going down in the world of football if Chuck Norris has to get involved! LOLz!

Chuck wrote an online column (presumably by round-house kicking his keyboard), and basically outlined the reasons why the Jacksonville Jaguars MUST sign the religious pigskin hurler:

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Chuck Norris Warns That Obama Re-Election Will Bring On The Apocalypse

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Bad news everyone!

Americans are THISCLOSE to causing the destruction of the entire planet… according to Chuck Norris and his wife!

The strongest man in the world shot a PSA with one simple message: a vote for Obama is a vote for change sentencing our children "to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness."

Yikes! Well then, guess we HAVE to vote for Mitt! LOLz!

Pressss Plaaaay to heed his dire waring (above)!

It's about the most enlightening thing we've seen since Clint Eastwood's incredible empty chair speech!

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