Bad news everyone!
Americans are THISCLOSE to causing the destruction of the entire planet… according to Chuck Norris and his wife!
The strongest man in the world shot a PSA with one simple message: a vote for Obama is a vote for
change sentencing our children "to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness."
Yikes! Well then, guess we HAVE to vote for Mitt! LOLz!
Pressss Plaaaay to heed his dire waring (above)!
It's about the most enlightening thing we've seen since Clint Eastwood's incredible empty chair speech!
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It was all relative at the Expendables 2 premiere!
The film's stars brought their families out in
Delta Force to Grauman's Chinese Theater on Wednesday night!
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, and Jean-Claude Van Damme brought their kids.
Terry Crews and wife must have decided the film was too violent for their little ones- they left the kids with a babysitter for the evening.
Sylvester Stallone made up for all the people that couldn't make it- he brought EVERYONE! It was like a Sly and the Family Stallone reunion!
Ch-ch-check out our gallery (below) to see all Expendables' dependables! Er, dependants!
And they're all going to be in part 3! Man, that's going to be a big movie!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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Chuck Norris, an out and proud conservative, is up in arms about the possibility of the Boy Scouts of America allowing openly gay scoutmasters. He's convinced the only reason that BSA National Board Member James Turley wants to "encourage" change in the organization is because Barack Obama is rewarding him for doing so.
We hate to burst Chucky's bearded bubble, but guess who else supports Turley's sinister vision? The 1994 version of Mitt Romney, that's who!
Yes, before Romneybot 2.0 hit the presidential campaign trail, the beta version was arguing for equality within the Boy Scouts of America. While debating against Ted Kennedy in Massachusetts's 1994 Senate election, Romney said:
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Chuck Norris has joined in on the public debate over whether or not the Boy Scouts of America should allow openly gay scoutmasters.
In an opinion piece that hit the world wide web this week, the action star criticized BSA National Board Member James Turley and Barack Obama for supporting the LGBT community on the issue. He even went as far as to suggest that there is some kind of government conspiracy working against a "century-old policy to ban gays from leadership."
Whatever conspiracy there may be, it isn't a very secret one. After Cub Scout leader Jennifer Tyrell was fired because of her sexual orientation, nearly 300,000 people have a signed a petition to reinstate her.
In response to Chuck's support of continued inequality, the angry mom had this to say:
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After all the bad guys he roundhouse kicked in the face for being a-holes, who knew Walker Texas Ranger was completely against equality?
Ugh! Come on, Chuck!
The conservative action icon is apparently terrified of gay scoutmasters in the Boy Scouts of America.
We're not really sure what kind of consequences he is proposing would occur if they were allowed, but he's furious over a possible connection between the pro-gay Obama administration and BSA National Board Member James Turley.
The latter wants to
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Planes, boats, tanks, and even smart cars — these Expendables know more than one way to deliver the hurt.
Sylvester Stallone stares into the camera and gives us a totally warranted disclaimer before the trailer begins:
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These dudes (and dudettes) are bad@ss!!
The Expendables 2 is still a few months away but we’re giving you a first glimpse of what the superstar cast will look like kicking butts at a theater near you.
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Dolph Lundgren, and Terry Crews all return after surviving the first round of explosions and madness.
The legendary Bruce Willis and
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger are back, too, with even BIGGER roles!
We’re not sure how they forgot to include
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