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EXCLUSIVE! Mike Posner Remixes Rapper Classified's Song Inner Ninja! LISTEN HERE!

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Do you have an Inner Ninja?

Mike Posner let his inner ninja out when he remixed this track by rapper Classified!

Hi-YAHHH!

Mike and Classified are premiering this callbo EXCLUSIVELY for Perezcious readers!

We think we hear a HIT!

Ch-ch-check out their FIERCE single! (above)

Then CLICK HERE to listen to even more music from Classified!

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Listen To This: Keeping It In Da Hood!

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We told y'all white boy rap was having it's moment!

We hope he takes this the right way, but Hoodie Allen's Fame Is For Assholes is adorable!

He comes across so charming in the song and video!

Check it out above!

It's got a Mike Posner vibe - and production - set to rap!

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Listen To This: Thrift Shopping!

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White rap is having it's moment! Thanks to Macklemore!!!

Say hello to Classified and his Thrift Shop Inner Ninja!

So catchy! And CHARMING!

How can you resist a kids' choir singing on the chorus????

Check it out above!

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CIA Global-Warming Intel Is "Classified"

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Two years ago, the CIA announced that it was creating a special center, dedicated to analyzing:

“[…]phenomena such as desertification, rising sea levels, population shifts and heightened competition for natural resources.”

A National Security Archive scholar requested some information from them under the Freedom of Information Act but was denied.

The CIA said:

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Why So Secretive? Ethan Hawke's Role In New Total Recall Is Hush Hush

ethan hawke has top secret role in new total recall

He's not gonna be playing the triple-breasted alien from the original version…is he???

Last we heard about Columbia/Len Wiseman's remake of Paul Verhoeven's 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger action/sci-fi movie Total Recall, director Len's wife Kate Beckinsale had been offered a role.

She's still in negotiations, and now another actor is joining the Total remake - Ethan Hawke.

For some reason, Ethan's role is being kept strictly secretive. All we know is that it's a minor, cameo-sized role.

We wanna know the secret! Why don't you come in and talk to us about the role, Ethan! We PROMISE to keep it on the DL!!! LOLz.

Why do U think Ethan Hawke's Total Recall cameo is being classified as Top Secret?

[Image via WENN.]

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